Rylie

engineer, carb lover, WVU alum, generally happy person

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

Bitch where?

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

No shade but how has that Kayla Itsines chick been working out for like 7 years now and her legs are the size of toothpicks? And her workouts are lifting focused, like I just hope women don’t see those ads and think that’s the body type you get from weight training..

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

NextDoor is the most unhinged social media app and I am here for it.

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

My name in outlook: Rylie
My name in Teams: Rylie
The first part of my email: Rylie

My inbox, every single day: Hey Riley! Hope this email finds you well…

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

“What I ate in a day” but it’s just 4 bowls of Honey Nut Cheerios and then at 10pm I eat ice cream straight out of the carton.

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

I am dying at this exchange

[old tom @culture_coffin]

full transparency

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please tell others that take these. We expect to add more than 1k more meds over the next 12 months, if not sooner.

[DC Maryland Virginia @DMVFollowers]

THE TRUTH

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

@KroolAde Same tho

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[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

I’m obsessed with hearing (and sometimes judging) everyone’s wedding songs on Instagram.

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

The feminine urge to run around cleaning for an hour before guests come over, just to say “oh sorry for the mess” when they arrive.

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

@thisisecstasy That means you’re doing a great job raising them 🤍

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

They cleared the streets already so I don’t have an excuse not to work today 😭😭😭

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

Me reminding myself I love my husband after listening to Adele’s new album.

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

@Official_Poe This is my worst nightmare… happy bday tho hope it got better lol

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

I got stuck in an elevator today for an hour and had to get rescued by the fire department so I guess I can mark that one off the DC checklist.

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

Me when I ask my husband what he wants to do for dinner and he says he already ate.

[Capybaras @CapybaraCountry]

no talk me i angy

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

@Spotify do y’all hate making money? Can’t update payment on the app, or the desktop app. Go on the website, put in my card info and you won’t accept THE SAME CARD with a new expiration date.. No phone number to talk to a service rep?

Like I just want to give you my money…

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

@SquirmyHermie_ Literally

[Rylie @Ro_duhh]

Really crazy how being from a small town makes you think you’re old getting married in your late 20s.