Bob Roberts 🇺🇦

Spewing whatever pops to mind. (Sadly parody is dead. You really should see this movie though.)

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

I'm here to avoid what's going on everywhere else.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

FDR: “The only Thing We have to Fear is Fear Itself.”

JFK: “We shall pay any price…to assure the survival and success of liberty”

Ronald Reagan: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall”

President Biden: “For God’s sake, This man cannot remain in power”

Trump: “Putin is a genius”

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@deha405 @ThePhillySpud @KimIversenShow The utter inability to experience cognitive dissonance defines them: Hypocrisy is habit, and irony is incomprensible to them.

[Bianna Golodryga @biannagolodryga]

Just listened to an interview with the father of a Russian soldier who had been captured in Ukraine. After praying for his son’s safety, he said, with visible anger: “Why aren’t the sons of oligarchs out there fighting this senseless war? Where are they? Who needs this war?”

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@MMMac88 Yeah...shoukdnt be taken literally

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@NYorNothing The answer depends: Do you have a cat and a camel?

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@NYorNothing @kflorenz1 Did he release the ping-pong balls in your medicine cabinet?

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@NYorNothing Good idea to keep track of for perspective, but what ratio between the two do you think is a good tradeoff? 6 hours of happy one day a week is not enough to offset 6 days of suffering? (Doubt that's what you're suggesting; assume mean many times more good hours than bad days.)

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@MMMac88 IKR!? It's like trying to diagnose a mild concussion in children: difficulty concentrating, confusion, trouble remembering, delayed response to questions, inappropriate emotions, vacant stare.

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

So disappointed in White Lotus series. [Not a spoiler plotwise]
They chose to showcase Steve Zahn's naked junk in all its glory (although probably a prothetic) and practically ignored two of the best racks ever: @AADaddario & @sydney_sweeney
#Travesty
#whitelotus

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@MMMac88 If only there was some magic way to look this up...🤔

https://t.co/CTWwNwa9Rk

https://t.co/mfxSEwqbkf

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@EBrooks1127 Is that Dad outside the window?

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@lovesbagels @wxilliam @AP Seems worse. They're actually clear that he did it after being found guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. They're just saying he shouldn't have been tried and thus won't be held axxountable in jail for the crime. Anyone recall the douchbag prosecutor was that made that agreement?

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

This is reprehensible & completely nonsensical

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Pennsylvania’s highest court has overturned Bill Cosby’s sex assault conviction after finding that an agreement with a previous prosecutor prevented him from being charged. The 83-year-old comedian has served more than two years in prison. https://t.co/1MufDs2yjP

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@77Persephone Thanks!

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@77Persephone Have you been on Twitter a lot longer than this account, perchance?

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@77Persephone Do you have an important job?

[Bob Roberts 🇺🇦 @RobBobRobertsJr]

@77Persephone Not disappointed, btw. If you didn't know who Elvis Costello was, I'd be disappointed. And your answer to the League question was spot on delightful!