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Training for the skeleton without a fancy sled. Never a Blue Check.

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A month on Survivor sounds like a good weight loss program except for the networking.

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@RonFilipkowski I never thought of it as a place to take personal or group photos with the tomb in the background. Same with folks who walk around with selfie sticks at the 9/11 Memorial. Very distasteful.

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@MacDicksonShow I know. It’s an expensive habit.

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Another sign of the collapse of an empire: adult males wearing fuzzy house slippers everywhere

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@brooke If I am curt with you, it’s because time is a factor.

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Loser politicians don’t die, they just reincarnate as podcasters focused on gaslighting the public about their record.

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I think my dog has a shot at closest to the pin today.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I wish banks did a better job keeping their ATMs loaded with cash. This is the fourth one today that says “insufficient funds”.

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I would never make it in porn. I’m really self-conscious when I brush my teeth so hard in front of the mirror.

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

I’m from the rural South. My pronouns are Hee/Haw.

[Reuters @Reuters]

US FAA says it will phase out floppy disks from air traffic control by 2028 https://t.co/PCQfgOdjA8

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@MoMohler A 79 y/o woman checks your medical bill on the way out.

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I woke up at 6am but it was really 5am, so I stayed in bed wide awake until 6am, but felt like 7am. Anyway, I wrote this an hour ago.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Calm down Microsoft
Authenticator, no one is trying to log in to do my work, I promise.

[Scott Colom @scott_colom]

She done lost her damn mind.

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@girdley And wears wool socks and Birkenstocks

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

My daughter is asking what happened to all the Kit Kats from Halloween.

Me:

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

The sweet joy of victory

#WonOurWay

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

New Airline Class