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Training for the skeleton without a fancy sled. Never a Blue Check.

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A month on Survivor sounds like a good weight loss program except for the networking.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

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@RonFilipkowski Many did realize it. Others sucked it in like oxygen.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Was reading the dictionary in bed.

Got up to P.

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@mateomayorga23 Looks like Wilt was trying the muscle Lucas who was playing good D, but not an offensive foul. Game was called differently back then. Many more offensive foul and traveling calls based on what I’ve seen watching old games on YouTube.

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Wearing a 5K t-shirt from 2010, I order a Boston Crème donut and announce to other customers in line: “I so deserve this!”

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When you work from home for ESPN

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

If I ever get murdered, don't call the police, call a white lady with a podcast.

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@MarkSingelais Building Gonzaga East

[Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker]

Even as a child I knew that was a fucked up number of Dalmatians.

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@mckoosa1 I remember be enamored with his free throw form.

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Your grandfather that fought in WWII seeing you refer to your email job as “the trenches”

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The produce section is so cold that I’m now warming myself next to the rotisserie chickens.

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

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Whiter Shade of Pale coming on as I’m exiting the water was not lost on those sitting poolside.

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@LukeEpplin His game was constant motion and he could run all day. Some veterans of that era got a tad fat because they worked other jobs in the offseason.

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: The “Taste the Biscuit” duo have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

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Working this week was dememorializing.

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@TimGall13 @mckoosa1 A small handful with Puma too