Rob Clayton

Strategy Director with AHDB Potatoes

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

Main road. Norfolk.

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

How design causes unconscious bias @BBCNews

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Really! Is this what we have come to?

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

Just waiting for an AM I BOVVERED THO?

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Quite astonishing…

The first time I’ve ever been on a show and another panellist has simply refused to engage with me.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’ve lost quite a few followers this week for being critical of the Conservatives.

But we can’t just sit back and watch them destroy the NHS.

So please follow and RT if you stand with us and help us fight for better.

[The Wildlife Trusts @WildlifeTrusts]

We’re asking the @govuk what will you do when all our rivers become polluted with poo and sewage? Stop breaking your promises and stop removing important laws!

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

THE 26 LAWS OF BREXIT

1. Brexit means Brexit

2. Put 3 Brexiters in a room, and they will emerge with 4 versions of Brexit.

3. The 2016 referendum represents the largest democratic mandate ever. It just does, ok. (The turnout in the Scottish referendum and in many past GEs, and the total number of votes cast in the 1992 GE don't count.)

4. 17.4 million people represent a majority of an electorate of 46,500,001, and of a population of 65 million.

5. "Will of the People" is the equivalent of QED at the end of a scientific proof.

6. If Brexit's not succeeding, it's because you're not believing hard enough.

7. All the following are working together to block the One True Brexit: Remainers, judges, Labour, most Tories, MPs in general, the Lords, the royal family, mass media, experts, economists, the woke, business leaders, foreign firms, facts, stats, reality, the EU, did I mention the EU?, oh and the EU of course!

8. What do experts know? They only have knowledge and experience to go by.

9. It is impossible to predict the future because it hasn't happened yet.

10. A prediction that doesn't come true is a lie.

11. Irish border? Just a red line on a map, innit.

12. Eton- and Oxford-educated millionaires and hedge fund owners are bound to want exactly the same from Brexit as the average person in Britain.

13. Democracy is dead if we have a second referendum, especially if we lose it.

14. We can time travel back to the good bits of 1975 by leaving the EU.

15. The best way to ingratiate ourselves with our largest European trading partner is to keep mentioning the war. If it's good enough for Basil Fawlty...

16. The less you understand Brexit, the more you are obliged to talk about it in military terms.

17. Pointing out that demographic changes since the referendum favour Remain is exactly the same as wishing old people dead. Heck, why not just go the whole hog and kill them yourself?

18. The EU's such a weak, failing institution, it will collapse if someone blows in its general direction.

19. The EU are brutish bullies who do nothing but boss us around, and dictate terms.

20. Our reality is better than your reality, because ours is British.

21. Every time you deny Brexit, a unicorn dies. Murderer!

22. International law is more of a suggestion.

23. No matter what version of Brexit gets implemented, it will never be the Brexit you voted for.

24. Lies become true if you shout them loud enough (flecks of spittle add to the veracity).

25. Whatever your political allegiance, the BBC is biased against you.

26. One day, we'll all be dead.

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

Eye-watering inflation of +50% ovenight @warwicksport . I get inflation pressure but this feels exploitive while Kenilworth pool is out of action. What cost drivers are you using? Are they published? #wellbeingForWelloff

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

How to deeply bury a national treasure. https://t.co/3FeJx4TL5p

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

@YouGov Every once in a while, why don't you show lab/rem, lab/leave, con/rem, con/leave in your tables? otherwise we have to guess what you are hiding

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

@SyngentaCropsUK Ahh, the old side-by-side comparison!

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

I normally avoid the politics but this simply made me feel sick. I'm becoming genuinely embarrassed about being British

[Freedom from Torture🧡 @FreefromTorture]

BREAKING: a Holocaust survivor just confronted Suella Braverman to say: your hateful language has consequences

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

A summer stint on laundry intake, Heath Rd, Ipswich in the 80s . These guys have had my total respect ever since!

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

With the NHS in a mess right now it’s easy to forget all the NHS staff who are continuing to work tirelessly to keep things going.

So please give a RT for all the porters across the country.

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

Been to a few of these over the years. Nothing quite this funny or loud

[Lisa Allen @LisaTheAllen]

It’s #December1st so, as always, I’m posting the worst upstaging on record. #HeCameFromTheGlory 🎄

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

@ItsJimmyPhillip How many people on the design oversight planning and corporate style guide committee? Just you?

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

@claytonp63 Never gets old

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

Bankrolling @BritishGas AGAIN this month. High credit position agreed and DD lowered via chat function last month. All reversed and fantasy DD value put back in. More credit in your favour and less in my bank. What do I tell my bank and other services while you hoard my cash?

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

worth a listen and a follow

[GB Potatoes @gb_potatoes]

GBP invites you all to join us in the warm welcoming of Mark Taylor, inaugural Chair for the Organisation. Today, Mark has been recording an interview on GB Potatoes with the @BBCFarmingToday as part of their Potato Focus Week. This will be aired Tomorrow! #gbpotatoes

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

Awesome service from these guys https://t.co/DxMGQUYdIG. The boots fit like a glove (which is weird)

[Rob Clayton @RobClayton3]

@JamesHuttonInst @JamesHuttonLtd @CSARural_Env @SallieBailey20 @SGRESAS @PlantHealthScot @IntBarleyHub @APGCScotland @PotatoHutton @IntelligentGS so @MetabolomicMan didn't get the hi-viz memo