Robbie P

Medicated man of vice. Baked in a buttery, crispy flake.

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A lot of Sens fans will be like “ohh the leafs will only play 4 more games anyway” but the best possible outcome is if they only play 7 more games

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Damn I really called this shit 9 years ago #GoSensGo #TradyTkachuk

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More like Brady FUCK!!!!!

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Someone should ask @timstuetzle18 if he ever watched the @netflix show #DARK and if not I’ll watch it with him in Ottawa, home of the @Senators

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I know others are trying to dunk on #GoSensGo fans saying #Tkachuk couldve been a legend here but it’s obviously true. There’s only so many NHL teams & being the captain/face of 1 for your career is rarer than hopping around trying to get your name on a Cup. Won’t happen anyway.

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It’s strange to trade your captain and feel relief. #Tkachuk is a good player but clearly has something wrong with him. A grown man - a professional athlete - shouldn’t want to spend his life in his big brother’s shadow. Huge loser energy. Not a serious man.
#GoSensGo

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@TheStingisBack @El_Cuda My grandparents had this movie when I was a kid and I loved staring at the VHS cover. To this day I call a very slight sliver of moon a ‘cocoon moon’. I’m gonna watch this tonight!

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@notuuuuuuuuuuu @SensBuzz @Canes @Senators My team that represents two entire states has just slightly more followers than the team that represents a single city - and that’s good!

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@jae2so I saw this dude at the game the other day and was like “wow he’s a real fan and probably got so much hate for that song, I feel bad for him”. Not anymore.

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@kennyhotz Yes, back in 2011! Also went and said hi to Goldfield!

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Finally got to see @Hartamophone live again #endofanera

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@MarcMethot3 aaaaaaand this is why you no longer have a job

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Rufus’ mother is rolling in her grave like the logs beneath a log driver’s feet right now…

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Three-time Grammy-nominated artist Rufus Wainwright performs O Canada ahead of Game 5 🇨🇦

📺: Watch all the #WorldSeries action LIVE on Sportsnet

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@WrestleOps Really good creative. 50% of your final run will be being the rock’s little helper and then the remaining 50% will be doing damage control when he decides he has better things to do and doesn’t show up

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@KXNGAO Hilarious that over 75% of his time in AEW was spent at home because he refused to lose to anyone but couldn’t believably beat any of them

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I think it’s very important to welcome anyone who previously had any faith in Trump or Musk to the resistance with open arms at this point. But also…?

Like, holy FUCK, how stupid are you??

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@WrestlingHumble *gently places foot on Cody’s ankle*

“AND NOW STOMPIN AWAY ON THE BAD ANKLE OF RHODES!!!!!”

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@CecilNyx Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Mystery Wrestling $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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I've seen the greats on skates
From the Great Slave Lake
To the Great Lake States

@HawksleyWorkman been thinking about this lyric for 14 years…

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The replies to this show what a drooling, misogynistic fanbase WWE has cultivated

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These are so unnecessary, let’s replace them with two women’s matches

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I’ve got one ticket to #jeffrosenstock tonight at #bronsoncenter in #ottawa

Send me a message if you want it. Willing to let it go CHEAP

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@ChiefLord999 @fasc1nate Yes