Rob Keates

Light Jock, Electrician and Vauxhall Fanatic! Sound, Lighting & AV installation & maintenance.

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@HighwaysSEAST @kent_police Just a heads up, if one were to follow your diversion route westbound, they’d end up in Grain, not at the M20… I think it was supposed to say at the M2 J2 follow the A228 southbound not northbound

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@JustEatUK I have a gift card but when I try to redeem it on the website, I just get a spinning orange circle and it does nothing.

£25 wasted at the moment, and I want some bloody food!!

Help!!

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@thameswater Thank you for the prompt reply, I’m sure the drivers and residents will appreciate it as well 🙃

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@thameswater Roadworks on Woolwich Road https://t.co/OxZYbzVPJj

All temporary lights stuck on red, all directions. As at 25/6/23 00:36

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@TfL @LBofBexley Roadworks on Woolwich Road https://t.co/OxZYbzVPJj

All temporary lights stuck on red at present

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@JeremyClarkson I mean, it’s come from LBC. The station that only seems to exist in order to to create friction and arguments between its various listeners and readers.

The biased media… being sensationalist and exaggerating to the point of inventing things? Surely not 😉

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@Bluefire1John @JeremyClarkson ‘Mr Clarkson definitely needs to create some place on his land, where shoppers can park up safely.’

Directly quoted from the article, by a resident who seems to have forgotten that he tried to do exactly that, and got knocked back by the council 🙄

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@sarajcox When he said “this is all on you”, you understandably looked terrified at the thought of letting him down. As anyone would have done! But you pulled it out the bag for him, and won him a handsome sum of money. Fair play to you… I’d have had no idea!

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@Se_Railway Seasonal works are to be expected, and opportunities for engineering works have to be grabbed with both hands.

But it IS starting to feel as though every rail operator could just save a lot of keyboard wear and tear if they only posted when all is OK 🤣🤣

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@_ClaireRichards @BBCOne @AmandaHolden @AlisonHammond @PaddyMcGuinness @jimmycarr Thank goodness for decent ear moulds for IEMs… you did incredibly well to stay in tune with the… erm… “external influences” in the vicinity that would easily have sent most singers totally off key!

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@JustStop_Oil Congrats, you and your friend are causing thousands of oil-burning vehicles to sit at a standstill for miles, both sides of the crossing. Many of which will not be stop/start, and so may be idling. I think that makes you part of the problem, not the solution 🤷‍♂️

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@JimHowick The face Pat makes when he has to try and explain the concept and rules of football to Thomas 🤣🤣🤣

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@DevlinLiam I’ve just tried to do the same, just sat on “we’ve sent your order to subway” for 20 minutes, cancelled it and reordered from the other branch, and it’s doing the same. Hope you have more luck getting your dinner!

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@SubwayUK And if that’s the case, they are losing out on revenue, because I can’t believe that I’m the only person locally who fancies a subway brekky, realises they can’t get one, and so places an order with another business nearby!

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@SubwayUK Why is it that the breakfast menu is not available for delivery in the UK? Other big franchises such as McD can cope with switching between a breakfast menu and a daytime menu on the delivery platforms, as can chains like Toby. You disappoint.

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@SubwayUK All of my local branches open for business between 08:00 and 10:00, and all of them offer the breakfast menu in-store. But none of them offer the breakfast menu for delivery.

I suspect this is a franchisee issue, as the same person probably runs all the local stores 🤷‍♂️

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@Kent_Online London Road probably does win the leak crown, but Crayford Road has to be a strong contender for the “number of times a road has been dug up in order to carry out a half-hearted repair on the sewers”

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@KentHighways Amazing. As if the chaos that the sewer in Crayford and the resultant diversions are causing were not enough, now KCC decide to close part of the diversion route for the day. This is planning at its FINEST. Bravo!

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

@thehuwedwards @BBCNews Crazy isn’t it… 4 candidates in a sporting event would equate to 3 matches. Two semi finals and a final. Over in a matter of a couple of days. But somehow, the leadership competition is going to take weeks, and once again, the public will have no say on who it is!

[Rob Keates @RobKeates1985]

Nobody could write it better imho 🤣🤣

[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

Throwing my hat in the ring for the six-part TV farce: