Rob Morgan

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

GoT https://t.co/x2J8gxvCOZ

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

Maybe he'd be taller if he took his head out of his arse

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

'maybe I couldn’t be skinny and tall but I’ll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as a consolation' - Kanye West

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

can someone explain to me what the fuck emotion or phrase the alien emoji is supposed to convey

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

Iceage covering moonriver in the boiler room. best band

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

you can tell it's a dweeb ass 13 year olds notebook by how many times the "annihilate/ why I'm great / dominate/" rhyme scheme comes up

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

id like to go to a party where i can dance like a lobotomised cheryl tweedy and not get laughed out of the place #dreams

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

im listening to fleetwood mac. rumours? no, it's confirmed! HAHAHA. fuck off

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Donald Chump. #amirite

[TomoNews US @TomoNewsUS]

.@David_Cameron allegedly put his private parts into a dead pig's mouth at Oxford http://t.co/EzeK7E9hvK #piggate http://t.co/qpvR8hF1MB

[Sam @heyguysitssam]

Best game of anything I have ever seen. unreal #Japan

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

#cutforbieber ???

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

UK PM David Cameron overheard making off-camera joke about Yorkshire people http://t.co/ZhkTdkVbVl

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

...one drop should be enough.
Boy, you belong to me,
I got the recipe
And it's called rohypnol.
@littlemix

[Dave Morgan @DaveHMorgan]

Take a sip of my secret potion,
I'll make you fall in love.
For a spell that can't be broken...
.

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

where did all these doritos come from?

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

... going mad on the beer straight away in excitement and falling out of a tree / breaking his neck that night.

[Rob Morgan @RobMorgan0]

My dads advice for celebrating finishing exams tomorrow:
Mum nagged me for being a kill joy but I always remember someone finishing exams...