Rob Morris

Official Twitter for the comedian, because you have to do this to do that now

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

A prez shld really check where his own country is in the rankings for literacy, infant mortality, life expectancy, infrastructure, income inequality, percentage of women in govt, etc before saying who's the shithole country...

[Rob Morris @RobMorrisyo]

The new #TomSegura special is fantastic.

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TFW there are like LITTLE kids in the audience for jokes you just wrote today that have to be… https://t.co/RjsKe5gJXV

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New Standup Reel! #standupcomedy
https://t.co/ezNrUja5CC

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#Thanksgiving #sucks #BlackFriday

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One of Joan Calamezzo’s vocal warmups: Shaquille Showered Shame on Shakira’s Shirt

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Two followers? Pretty much crushing it now.

[Rob Morris @RobMorrisyo]

#BlackFriday is a terrible name for that day, especially considering it is every American’s chance to audition for @WORLDSTAR