Rob Osborne

avid golfer, one half of The Golf Guide matchplay champions 2024 and captain of Hornsea Golf Club 2025

[Hornsea Golf Club @hornseagolfclub]

Entries for our annual Pro-Am on Friday 31st July are now being accepted

🏆 Team & On-Course Prizes
🍽️ Includes 2-course meal
👥 3 Amateurs & 1 Pro (PGA can find you a Pro!)
💰 £240 per team

Enter via
📞01964 532020 (Opt 2)
📧 [email protected]
@paceygolf

[The Golf Guide @golfguidehq]

2026 @golfguidehq - @SandAGolfClub
1st June 2027
Tee 11:00 - 13:00
Prizes Top 5
NP on all par 3's @BenLomondGin
Longest Drive @LochLomondMalts
2's Competition
Cost: £170 per person.
Online visitor price: £270
Email [email protected]
or call 07786548629

[Rob Osborne @RobOz73]

@golfguidehq @praiadelrey @turismoportugal @Portugal @CamaraLisboa @Joaogolf23 Jealous! Have a fabulous event

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@JohnIsRight89 @chasingscratch0 @TB1777

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@golfguidehq The best organisation for arranging amazing amateur golf events. So relaxed, friendly but most importantly, competitive for those who love a golf trip with a competitive edge and no bandits or cheats allowed

[The Golf Guide @golfguidehq]

"Guess Who's Back, Back Again”

After 4 months away,
@golfguidehq is back!

Checkout the amazing things we’ve built while we’ve been away

https://t.co/1LfcXpKqDL

#youllbelostwithoutit
#golfguide
#No1tourforareason
#golf #golflife #members
#offers
Game on. 🏌️‍♂️

[Rob Osborne @RobOz73]

@jamierkennedy All of them except the new torre course as Terras. Great fun, you’ll have an amazing trip. All I’d say on Terras is that it’s a long commute from Cascais!

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@TheParTrain @ewenmurray77 the voice of golf

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@AnthonyTeasdale And Kilkenny

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@Saghar409 E

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@jomickane M1 was gritted at 2pm as the travelled up it

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@TifeRMFC A rat

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@NefflynBe Pizza

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

In the early 2000's this was a comedy sketch.

In 2025 it's the reality of living in the UK 🇬🇧

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@MattWallace888 Margaret Thatcher

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@NefflynBe Ozark

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@TheAnfieldWrap Paddy Berger

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Rob Osborne @RobOz73]

@TaylorMadeGolf @McIlroyRory @TommyFleetwood1 Rory left handed please

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@TomBroadley @RedfordOsborne @MarkCooke7

[Majesticks Golf Club @MajesticksGC]

🚜 🚨 To celebrate LIV Golf returning to the UK in 2026, we have the ultimate golf giveaway for our UK fans!🚨 🚜

What you win🏆
A 4-ball round of golf at JCB Golf and Country Club
4 x GA Tickets to LIV Golf UK by JCB 2026

How to enter👇
- You MUST be following @MajesticksGC @JCBGolfCC & @RickShielsPGA ���️
- Like & retweet this post ✅
- Tag 3 friends in the replies

*Competition closes on Friday 21st November