Entries for our annual Pro-Am on Friday 31st July are now being accepted
🏆 Team & On-Course Prizes
🍽️ Includes 2-course meal
👥 3 Amateurs & 1 Pro (PGA can find you a Pro!)
💰 £240 per team
Enter via
📞01964 532020 (Opt 2)
📧 [email protected]@paceygolf
@golfguidehq The best organisation for arranging amazing amateur golf events. So relaxed, friendly but most importantly, competitive for those who love a golf trip with a competitive edge and no bandits or cheats allowed
@jamierkennedy All of them except the new torre course as Terras. Great fun, you’ll have an amazing trip. All I’d say on Terras is that it’s a long commute from Cascais!
Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk
Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
🚜 🚨 To celebrate LIV Golf returning to the UK in 2026, we have the ultimate golf giveaway for our UK fans!🚨 🚜
What you win🏆
A 4-ball round of golf at JCB Golf and Country Club
4 x GA Tickets to LIV Golf UK by JCB 2026
How to enter👇
- You MUST be following @MajesticksGC@JCBGolfCC & @RickShielsPGA ���️
- Like & retweet this post ✅
- Tag 3 friends in the replies
*Competition closes on Friday 21st November