The Bruce

My stupidity is so advanced, people often mistake it for sarcasm.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@CityofCT @geordinhl Thank you. So who does this private road belong to? I've also seen metro/city traffic officers give cars tickets on this "private road"... Surely you can't have it both ways?

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

Some @CityofCT trivia for your next quiz night, @geordinhl Q. Where in Cape Town can you find 41 potholes in the space of 150 meters? A. Just outside Newlands train station (Letterstedt & Sport Pienaar roads) - bonus point if you can guess how long it's going to take to get fixed

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@CityofCT @geordinhl Hi, just a quick follow up to see how this case is progressing? 7 months later... Can't you at least fill one of the potholes please?

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@CityofCT @geordinhl DM sent.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@CityofCT @geordinhl 9120583073

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@CityofCT @geordinhl DUH. Thanks. It was logged 3 months ago. I don't need help to log a fault.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

Happy 3 month anniversary! 🎉 Zero f's given by @CityofCT . Maybe @helenzille can use these potholes as a practice run for Jhb?! Show us that you can get things done!

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@CityofCT @geordinhl I did. The next morning (yesterday) the status changed to "closed". Does this mean it's obviously been reported so many times that they don't want duplicates on the system? I'm happy to report it daily if needed - just need to know what has the best chance of a result.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@PRASA_Group what will it take to fix the potholes on your road outside the Newlands train station? @gscid A gofundme campaign? Serious safety concerns for vehicles and pedestrians.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

The year is 2028 and @CheckersSA at Constantia Emporium have just figured out that if they have cashiers at ALL their tills, they'll serve their customers faster, make more money and create jobs. People are rejoicing in the aisles. Incredible scenes.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@DStv can you put this morning's UFC on catch up pls?

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@dstv_zambia Can you put it on catch up pls, asap! Usually fight nights get put on pretty quickly. @DStv

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@djstago @RenaldoGouws @dricusduplessis Takalani, do you have electricity for the whole day? Do your kids have access to free education? Do you have to dodge potholes on the way to work? Do all your friends have jobs? Do you have access to free or affordable Healthcare? Can you get a housing loan at 0-1% interest? Etc

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@Kuma4King @SStricklandMMA https://t.co/pXwcSirjKZ lol.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

So great to see Zoolander at the #RWCFinal closing ceremony! #stadiumforants #bluesteel

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

Hey Rassie, it's Gregor. I need some help making a wee video. #nicberry #IREvSCO #RWC23

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@matekihlabisa Surely we have to deduct some overs now?! Nice and vibey though...

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

@Leo99Meyer He's thinking "shit, I don't want us (NZ) playing France again!"... Maybe the "neutral" ref needs to extend to potential future games as well.

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

Fire the choir #firethechoir #RWC23 #rwc2023

[The Bruce @RobRay_ZA]

Somewhere in New Zealand there's a cruise liner missing its singer. #RSAvsNZL