Rob Reyes

probably in a different country than last month

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

In French they don't say "I hurt my knee" they say "I myself am did bad to the knee" and I think that's beautiful.

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

*makes a statement about something I'm really passionate and informed on*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:
"Idk tho lol"

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

Me laughing my ass off as I ask the Chinese ultrasound tech if I'm having a boy or a girl.

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

I feel seen

[shelb🌞 @shelbyedwards32]

*needs to get past someone*

my brain:

don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Me, a Midwesterner: “Ope, I’m just gonna squeeeezy past ya real fast haha”

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

Y!kes this is too real for 8am

[Eugene Cho @EugeneCho]

It is still dangerous to be a black man in America. Most of us will never understand this. And for those that do, we get it but don't live it. RIP Jemel Roberson.

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

I'm literally ready for bed by 6:45pm every night send help...

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

If Ryan Gosling can learn to play jazz piano for la la land, then I can learn at least a little bit of Chinese.

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

Wait why is my roommate listening to the kidz bop version of "I throw my hands up in the air"

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

If anyone wants to be in a fake relationship with me this Thanksgiving so I don’t have to continually explain to my whole family why I’m unlovable, that’d be great

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

You know Asbury is a magical place when you move to China and still run into Asbury students on the street.

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

Imagine a world where we have the power to stop these acts but actively choose not to.

[ABC News @ABC]

Heart-wrenching moment as father announces his son was killed in Thousand Oaks mass shooting. “Only him and I know, how I loved—how much I miss him…Oh, son, I love you so much.” https://t.co/H1XcH2w5PS

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

An excerpt from work:

Kid: Rob teacher! *unintelligible English*
Me: What did you say?
K: *continues unintelligibly*
Me: What?
K: *Still so unintelligible*
Me: Wow very nice!

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

One taught me love. One taught my patience. One taught me pain.

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

@hotdamntifftam Mad at my grandpa for not forcing my mom to learn mandarin when she lived in Taiwan bc now I don't know it and I'm ✨struggling✨

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

@cbingram94 It was me

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

Okay but why can't I find chopsticks in China

[Jen Ruggirello @jenrigatoni]

All this time Ariana grande was actually the one with big dick energy

[Rob Reyes @RobReyes95]

3 continents in 9 days. Low-key dead.