Robert Timbre

I was just dropping off to sleep,when I heard,tap tap tap at the bleed'in window! You'll never guess who it was Dud? It was only Greta bloody Garbo wearing a...

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@medoyia 14

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@misssidras The man hasn’t made any footprints in the snow

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#politicslive FFs this government is so financially inept, it’s staggering how economically illiterate both #Healey and #Burnham have revealed themselves to be. It was like watching two little school boys wondering how to run a school tuck shop with their pocket money.

[Robert Timbre @RobTimbre]

The greatest problem @ManUtd have…… Too many Chiefs and not enough Indians on and especially off the pitch, leading to the inevitable state of paralysis in all decision making. @SkySportsNews @BBCSport None of this is @carras16 ‘s fault, he’s a decent made caught in a storm.

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@Motivational__G Lori

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@Lara_0xo iPhone on chair

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C is the fake, because why does a blind man have a wrist watch.

[Rose @_Rossee__2]

90% Can't find the correct answer?

Who Is Faking Blindness?

[Robert Timbre @RobTimbre]

When @ManUtd don’t have a world class, talismanic player to fill the symbolic number 7 shirt, then they have always struggled down the years. #Carrick a lovely man, but sadly he’s simply out of his depth. #SadTimes at #OldTrafford.

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@stellacreasy typifies a political class who have a myopic, illogical belief that if they think it, then it must be right. Such a patronising arrogance as she demeans her colleagues on the sofa. #politicslive. #PMQs

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@NFL is simply tedious in the extreme for a British audience. 10 seconds of action followed by 5 minutes of chat, then 20 seconds of action then, you’ve guessed it 10 minutes of talk. BORING!!!. Why was it foisted on the UK, I suppose Money. 1 good thing, it’s a great sleep aid.

[Robert Timbre @RobTimbre]

@LennoxLewis had Brains and Brawn, Speed and agility to overcome any of the sited.

[Jules❤️🥊 @julesboxing]

All in their respective primes..

Who’s winning the tournament? 🤔

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#Shanghi #WorldTrackCycling2026 @BBCSport #Omnium is utterly bewildering, impossible to discern what’s going on. The commentary doesn’t make it any clearer. I suppose you have to be a specialist to understand. So completely inaccessible to the first time viewer. 🤯😳😵‍💫

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@elonmusk ‘s new stunt of a flying #Tesla is hardly new. @JeremyClarkson previewed a flying Vauxhall Astra over 20 years ago on @BBC_TopGear. Next Musk will be suggesting he can cradle a rockets return, when will wonders ever cease? . 🫢🫣🤣 . https://t.co/DiT7zsPhZR

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A once great Christian Country of long established traditions is dying,as Muslim names are the most commonly given to babies,as huge mosques dominate many towns,as institutions (NHS,BBC and Politicians) clearly encourage it all. It’s all over. #Newsnight #GBNEWS It’s all too much

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How many more times must #Pickford dawdle and dither with the ball creating unnecessary pressure in the defence, before he’s given his P45. FFS the boy’s an idiotic liability, every match. #ENGCZE #Wembley #NationsLeague #ITV

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There’s an old saying, in investigations. “Follow the Money” if you want to know the truth, ie, what did #Qatar expect from #Trump when they gave him a brand new 747 jumbo jet? To start a war whose consequences would raise and agitate global oil prices perhaps. 🤔

[Robert Timbre @RobTimbre]

#CZEENG #Lewis-Skelly is too casual, too slow, doesn’t read the game well. He’s a liability. #FlashGordon is brilliant again, always puts a shift in. #BringOnBellingham and see #England #ROAR #ComeOnEngland

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Kaka a Brazilian

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#EarlSpencer echoing #PrinceHarry’s deplorable behaviour by spewing malicious gossip about #KingCharles (Fighting Cancer) because #Diana’s marriage didn’t work out, I wonder what #EarlSpencer’s past marriages would have to say about him. Life is hard, why make it harder. Pathetic

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The @BBC is taking the piss again. Repeat after repeat, this week @Escape_Country shown only a few weeks earlier. @rickedwards1 @ImpossibleBBC 6 or 7th rerun. It’s infuriating considering the licence fee is ever higher. The @BBC exists for employees certainly not the public.