Robserver

All of my heroes are villans

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Never lower your head unless it’s to kiss the badge. Villa till I die 💜🩵

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Just beat Spain in the RO16 as Uzbekistan even after they poisoned Khusanov and gave him the flu. Football clubs feel free to drop me a DM for enquiries.

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Fix your game. These players all in their prime easily go 38-0. Not happy. @38_0app expect a strongly worded letter through your door soon.

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

24-7-7 on prime mode. Your game is almost as terrible as the time my girlfriend broke up with me in year 4 because she caught me picking my nose in English.

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Heart goes out to Arsenal fans. Nothing worse than losing on pens and can’t have happened to a worse fanbase.

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Getting a nosebleed is proper gimp behaviour

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Proper Barclays

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Why? To make it all worth it.

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

What happens if you dive in your own box and the ref gives you a yellow for simulation, is it also a penalty or an indirect free kick from inside the box?

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Arteta has to be sacked if they bottle a 9 point lead with 6 games to go.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

The smell of candyfloss is very nostalgic

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Fuck it #Trump2028

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Donald Trump wants the NFL to CHANGE its name so that 'soccer' is the only sport named 'football':

"When you look at what is happening to football in the US, soccer in the US, we seem to never call it like that (football) because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football."

"But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called 'football'? I mean, this is FOOTBALL! There's no question about it."

"We have to COME UP with another name for the NFL. It really doesn't make sense when you think about it... This is really football."

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

@NASA please answer it’s very important

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Does the start of a week depend on what day you were born on? I was born on a Saturday so does my week always start on a Saturday? If so how can my week start with the weekend?

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Or did I have a two day week to stay of my life and then the start of my weeks is Monday?

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Emery does this every time against Arsenal and tacticos call him too passive and say it’s why he will never succeed at a big club #emerysupremacy

[🎬N @Nino12x]

Pep Guardiola peeped how toothless Arsenal are with the ball, he’s not even pressing their CB’s

Cut off the passing lanes into the midfield and they have no clue what to do

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Remember was hesitant when Gerrard replaced Mings as captain for McGinn turns out it was another Gerrard masterclass like signing Kamara. Reckon a championship club like Birmingham should give him a chance #avfc

[☔️ 🇮🇹 (🏆) @12_AVFC]

- PSG home and away crucial in both goals
- play off final
- got us out the rut start of season
- got us out the rut now

captain meatball, wouldn’t want anyone else

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Remember the Premier League doesn’t matter as long as we win Europa League. Don’t stress. #lowcortisol #avfc

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

Holding the door for someone when they are an awkwardly long distance away so they speed up or do a silly little jog is one of life’s few joys that makes me wake up in the morning.

[Robserver @Rob_VTID]

@SomeBritishDud1 @PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Over a decade ago I would’ve been eating crayons, the press can report that if they want, as it clearly hasn’t affected me. Now what were you doing a decade ago Finn?