Robert Harding

[Shiloh Snyder @ShilohSnyder]

Thanks for making it easier. I'm better without the bullshit.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

Screw switching insurance companies, I saved more than 10 % this holiday by switching my relationship status to "single".

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

Always coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

Did anyone ever had this conversationn before? "Ok, even if we get caught, here is the story...."

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

GOD BLESS YOU http://t.co/XAsEJKCG

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(570): I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.

[Heartbroken bitch @MAKEUP_SEX]

What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a wife? 65 lbs.

[Robert Harding @Robbie7x]

#Abba-zabba amazing

[Robert Harding @Robbie7x]

This one guy was all over the road. So I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

[Robert Harding @Robbie7x]

I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win.

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

When heaven and earth collide... in your backyard. http://t.co/EttbGfaK

[Wizdom & Art @AdviceTherapy]

If you're important they'll make a way, if you're not they'll make an excuse

[Words @wordstionary]

They say you don't know what you got until it's gone. #Truth is, you knew exactly what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I think there is a Yoga for men, but it's spelled with a "Y" at the end.

[Jessica Gonzalez @ShawttyMacc]

Once I start giggin like a damn twerker that's when you know #ImFaded

[Robert Harding @Robbie7x]

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?