Robbie Stark

Fortune Favors the Bold | Master of Fin-esse UMD '19 | #BlackLivesMatter | He / Him | Support 🏳️‍🌈

[Kirk’s 3rd Earring 💎 @ayla_757]

Why are yall so funny

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

You better print that online paystub and take the picture!

[Boo @333too3]

I'm putting my 6 yo to bed and he says, "Dad, I have kidneys. You have Dadneys."
I'm. So. Proud.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

“I mean, I totally understand. I wouldn’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

application fees for apartments shouldn’t even exist, let’s start there lol.

[Ms. Mocha, Esq. 🐅 @heymochalatte]

Another update: I PASSED THE BAR!!!

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

we are reinventing apprenticeship from first principles

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

In 2026, this is basically the equivalent to finding gold.

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

Y'all are doing the Lord's work.

[rnbmusic @rnbmusic]

Jorja Smith found her pocket when she made “Little Things” this song still goes MAAAD 😮‍💨

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Can we actually get AI to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots have to become screenwriters?

[:p @UnkleDell]

35 in nyc is 26 years old

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A special shoutout to the Virginia State University Marching Band. Thank you!

Nolan's life and memory will NEVER be forgotten.

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Not punishing rapists in high school and/or college because of their "promising futures" is how you get a rapist for president. Twice.

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

The Shake It Up girls be on these bitches necks !

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I don’t know why the debate has always been eagle versus turkey

America’s national animal is undeniably the bison and we should use it for way more

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

That lady has no idea what she just did, lol. This boy bout to be ZOOMIN

[john @johnvm2i]

Bro thinks he’s gonna have a job