Not everyone's into bikinis & buttplugs. There should be themed strip clubs. I'd kill to get a lap dance from a lady in a wifebeater, Tweety Bird pajama pants, and a wet bun who pronounces "refrigerator" as "fidgerator."
My wife wanted to make love tonight. Had to take a rain check. I’m still so fuckin angry about the Chinese spy balloon. I’ve never known rage, or fear, like this.
Talked to UCLA WR Jake Bobo, who is from North Andover. Compared his game to Jakobi Meyers (accurate comparison, btw). Grew up a Patriots fan, his favorite moment is the double pass in 14. Favorite North Shore beef place is Harrison’s.
My new thing is complimenting hot moms on how cute their kids are.
Then I say: and strong too. Built from good stock I see. You must have quite a husband.
Then I ask point fucking blank: do you think ur husband is stronger than me? Do you for a second think he could take me?