@united awesome that you don’t make the non working staff on your planes adhere to the same baggage and carry on policies. Cool that they take up extra bin space that a paying customer could use.
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Win the Big Ten.
Go to the Rose Bowl.
Win the Heisman.
Go undefeated.
Become an All-American.
Get coached by the best.
Become a pro.
Win.
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