Róbert Orri☭

[BUG! @elisun_]

[touches your 25 open MMO wiki tabs] Please... stop... for me?

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

gen z supervisor at work said "new tech unlocked" when I told him there was a second toaster oven in the break room. I dont like that this guy can fire me

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another movie theatre showing Disclosure Day (2026).

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Pussy has taken me places I wouldn’t go with a gun

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

cats are so right about lying on the floor and doing a big stretch.

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

this is what it feels like to wear a hat when you don’t normally wear a hat

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[rivicent evil 🍓 hotd spoilers @ofriviq]

he was thinking abt how pads aren’t free and they snapped a picture

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

My cousin killed a kid in Afghanistan in 2006 and we didn’t know how messed up he was until he came home and got a Scooby doo tattoo sleeve

[Kofi 🏴‍☠️ @EBK_Koff]

Niggas get a new unknown virus and the 1st thing they do is take a flight