@RealJoeDurst Then why are your nuts always flopping around? I have a 34 waist and sometimes buy Large boxers just so I can let things swing around and have room to breathe.
@grumpyvetdoug Love ya man, thanks for your service. I've been wearing red on Fridays for years. Mom and I support veteran groups and my sisters 4-h group is always donating to a group home for homeless vets in her neighborhood.
@RealJoeDurst They say, "Anything more than a mouthful is wasted." Nobody's going hungry at your dinner table. Hire a professional photographer, take some classic black-and-white pictures, donate 'em to art museums. That whopper deserves to be seen by the masses. It's a work of art!