Robert Millar

professional something

[Abdi @AbdiTV]

Mandem are actually jokes😭 man said “ She really is beautiful innit” looool

[Grant Tucker @GrantTucker]

Britain: We survived the war and we can survive coronavirus.

Also Britain: https://t.co/HelX9FymWn

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

@HUGOBOSS It's clear that @HUGOBOSS HATES people using their name. Unfortunately for them this week I legally changed my name by deed poll and I am now officially known as Hugo Boss. All future statements from me are not from Joe Lycett but from Hugo Boss. Enjoy. (2/2)

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Wednesday, you're showing up like Mike Bloomberg......giving out twenty dollar bills and telling people to go fuck themselves

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

The FedSmoker tributes keep pouring in. #FeatherinWithTheAngelsNow

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be Alive.........why fuck around?

[The Masterplan @masterpIanmusic]

aged well

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy Valentine Salami

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Friday.......Nothing but heart and balls....

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

This one damn near broke me

[prance @bocxtop]

I just know I woulda perished from small pox cuz I was horny

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Imagine thinking she ACTUALLY was so secretly racist that THIS was the time she was like “Fuck it. I gotta say the N word.” Anyone who thinks she REALLY said it is a fuckin straight up moron.

[prance @bocxtop]

Girl’s ig story: Happy

me: oh fuck what’s coming next

Girls ig story: Birthday

me: Holy shit lmao

girls ig story: To

me: to who to who c’mon tell me

girls ig story: My

me: I’m dying here! spill it alrea

[prance @bocxtop]

Jesus
- under 6 feet tall
- nailed to a cross
- didn’t have gucci flip flops
- died a virgin

My mom’s yoga instructor Jesús
- 6’2
- nailed my aunt
- 2 pairs of gucci flip flops
- still alive, definitely fucks (see aunt)

[James @CaucasianJames]

@BurgerKing @Twitter i don’t wanna be burger king. i’m a man of the people

[Robert Millar @Robert_DeBurgh]

@itskeyon We don't mate...