IbnROBERTO

Poet | Singer | Lover | god | HIV positive

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@EMEKA_EMODI Wetin concern "Western diet" concern physique wey you no get? Ogah just say you no sabi do wetin them do take get the physique. Say na "Western diet". Shebi Westerners no dey today wey get this physique? Igbos no dey today wey get this physique?
Move jare.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@dnyy3y @TheNomu025 @ma1ybe If he said "woman in both parts", how are we supposed to know that the first woman was a rapist?

When did the word rapist change definition and become something that exclusively describes men?

Y'all will just say anything. Mtchwww!

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

#EndGenderBasedViolence

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

This was tweeted 5 days ago. We need to find this person. Who can help?

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@G_RationFlights @TheSerahIbrahim If they implement these demands, you will see what will happen to the currency. We ready ogah. Na you no ready.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@Oyakedio We wait.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@accessbank_help
Are y'all even functioning at all?

I need help oooooo!

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

Shey NEPA did not hear that they have suspend strike ni?
Abi what is this nonsense?

Mtcheww!

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

Aside from marriage that people say "till death", what else can you commit to, for the rest of your life?
🤔

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@Gwazavictoria Which next week?
Where you dey work?
Wuna no dey give update, na my problem with wuna be this. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

How Nigerian politicians see us.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

Wuna too dey watch film.

I mean, me sef dey watch, but haba na. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Plateau Asian girl🌟 @CatiaKyen]

The information about 'Michael' the Dadin Kowa, Jos suicide bomber arrested yesterday at UBA Dadin Kowa :
The young man joined the queue at the bank and wrote a note to the teller, telling him he is strapped with a bomb , he needs 100 million or he detonate the bomb.
The 'teller' calmly communicated to the bank authorities who professionally opened the exit door for customers. They told him they were making arrangement for the 100 million.
The bank called security and on arrival, a warning shot was fired and scared the boy and he ran outside showing security his strapped body or he detonate the bomb. At first, security and passer buys ran away but they later summoned courage and chased after him.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

Because faith without works is dead.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

Political power. Power of any kind sef, including people wey dey share rice for event. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

What is the most abused drug in Nigeria?

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

The way banks will frustrate you ehn, I'm beginning to wonder if I will just be withdrawing all my money and using the banks only when absolutely necessary, because what is this? Yesterday was @myaccessbank with their @access_more now it's @joinkuda and @kudahelp_ng 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

You mean, my entire life?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Does anybody else go through those phases where you just don't feel like talking to ANYBODY for a few days, or sometimes just a few hours, and it's not because you're mad or anything, you just don't feel like talking or being bothered? Or is it just me?

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

The worst thing to happen to me this year, is @joinkuda

I have never been this angered.
I've never felt a service provider be so useless.

Then there's @kudahelp_ng doing their very best to anger me even more. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I no blame wuna, na me do myself. Make wuna no worry ko.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@joinkuda @kudahelp_ng Make wuna release my money oooo. Toh! This my just be the very last time I do business with Kuda. What you guys have put me through, is enough for one lifetime. Reply my emails, let me remove my money and move.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

@joinkuda @kudahelp_ng So many people complaining that their account has been restricted, me that didn't know have gone and put my money in Kuda because I said, "at least it will not give me trouble like Access bank", jokes on me I guess, because guess who's borrowing money up and down? That's right.

[IbnROBERTO @Robertovickto]

I know Facebook is down, but my WhatsApp is working just fine.