Jessica Roberts

Washingtonian (former Houstonian). Keeping up w all things: 🗳 / 🏳️‍🌈 / 👭✊ / 🍕/ 🌶/ Bravo / etc. etc.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Petworth Peanuts started in 2020 as a group of 15 moms with newborns, but it became so popular that it was eventually formalized into a 501(c)3.

The group tried to establish boundaries for discussion on their WhatsApp chat. It led to a schism. https://t.co/fOosJIT4SD

[Jessica Roberts @RobertsJessicaR]

Jose is a beloved member of our community, and his family is facing an unimaginable crisis after being kidnapped by ICE. He has mounting legal expenses and needs urgent legal help to stay with his loved ones. #dc #petworth #freedc https://t.co/Op6ey6alFs

[Jessica Roberts @RobertsJessicaR]

Jose is a beloved member of our community, & his family is facing an unimaginable crisis. He needs urgent legal help to stay with his loved ones, including his 3 year old (a classmate of my son). Every donation, no matter how small, can make a difference. https://t.co/xvj5xwBYH6

[jean’s glucose monitor @mirrenelle]

[billy eichner voice] let's go lesbians!

[Eat DC @eat_dc]

It's a tough time for DC restaurants. Employees are scared to go to work after seeing colleagues taken away even when they have legal status. Customers, including suburbanites and tourists, are staying away. Delivery drivers have vacated the streets. Owners are looking elsewhere.

[sarah michel (no gellar) @_iparker_]

yall weren’t around

[PoPville @PoPville]

[primal scream]

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

all i do is buy yogurt. i'm eating yogurt and updating my to do list with "buy yogurt." sorry i can't hang out this weekend i have to buy yogurt

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Me when I hear gossip

[Jessica Roberts @RobertsJessicaR]

*INSTANT SUBSCRIBE*

[Melanie Zanona @MZanona]

SOME NEWS — I’m joining the incredible team at Punchbowl News as a senior congressional reporter!!

They’ve been doing big things over there, and I’m so excited to be a part of it.

[Vail Kohnert-Yount @vailkoyo]

free movie idea: Miss Congeniality but it’s a feminist organizer going undercover to unionize the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders

[Jessica Roberts @RobertsJessicaR]

@mcvncent ☠️☠️☠️

[Victor @thevictorortizz]

Wait, I LOVE this! #MetGala

[Jessica Roberts @RobertsJessicaR]

What we’ve been sayin! (cc: @nwertsch )

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is sending a big hug to Mr. @Usher! ❤️

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email

[Jessica Roberts @RobertsJessicaR]

@ZachBIsrael Same at Takoma 4th! 😳

[Tim Ebner @TimEbner]

30,000+ DC residents (my household included) drink water from lead pipes. DC ranks 8th in nation with the most lead pipes per 100,000 people. Infrastructure funds are here. Let's get to work
@councilofdc! @CMBrookePinto @Janeese4DC @charlesallen https://t.co/gQntu8Oa0V

[Deloitte @Deloitte]

To mark International Women’s Day, we’re committing to call out and stop the stereotypes that are all too often applied to women. Retweet this and share how you will help end stereotypes and #EmbraceEquity. #ImAWomanAnd #IWD2023 https://t.co/Tw62ASW4u9

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.