Heather Robertson

Over-thinker. Comms planner. Owned by a happy spaniel. Also a professional vocalist by night and a huge US Office fan. she/her

[brooklyn @stolenkxsses]

the barbie test:
-girls who saw barbie and liked it: healed inner child
-girls who saw barbie and hated it: pick me’s
-girls who won’t see barbie: unresolved misogynistic tendencies
-men who saw barbie and liked it: secure
-men who saw barbie and hated it: toxic and insecure

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

Hey @British_Airways here’s a standard ‘thanks for losing our luggage’ tweet 😘😘😘 not the best start to our honeymoon and your team have fobbed us off every step of the way and we don’t like you anymoreeeeee ❤️

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

Not Graham Norton pushing the idea that women staying slim enough to still fit in a dress decades later is some kind of amazing achievement 🙄🙄🙄 #Eurovision

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

If anyone is interested in #Sabaton / #BabyMetal tickets at @OVOHydro #Glasgow tonight, I have two standing available! 🥳 Face value ONO.

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

If anyone is interested in #Sabaton / #BabyMetal tickets at @OVOHydro #Glasgow tomorrow night, my partner has two available! 🥳 Face value ONO.

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

@coreyinred @OVOHydro They were £50 each (standing) plus fees but not fussed about fees.

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

If anyone is interested in #Sabaton / #BabyMetal tickets at @OVOHydro #Glasgow on Tuesday, my partner has two available! 🥳

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

@Innes_McVey @OVOHydro Hello! They’re standing ☺️

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

@Bhoy_1988 My partner has two tickets going spare FYI, if you’re interested

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

JFC 😬

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

So r*pe threats are totally fine now?

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

@commiexmommie @courtvizion I always dreamed of getting married in Hawaii but definitely changed my mind after seeing the impact of tourism on communities. Now I’m getting married at home in Scotland instead - also a real money saver for me lol 😁

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

@GuiltFemPod I’m a brand digital and social media specialist based in Scotland if that’s any help ☺️

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

I’m a lead vocalist in a band with 5 men. Yesterday the client came on stage and shook the hands of all of them, and completely ignored my existence. I was standing right there. The guys acted like this was no big deal.
Fuck this.

[Colin Landforce 🛠 @landforce]

I was wondering why bitters bottles always have these jacked up old fashioned labels on em.

Turns out the brothers behind this brand were entering their recipe in a contest like a hundred years ago. One brother worked on the bottle and the other the label.

At game time they realized they were different sizes. They slapped the label on and entered it anyway.

They lost the contest but a judge pulled em aside and told em the wonky label made their product stand out. They kept doing it and not only is Angostura one of the biggest brands in the space, their aesthetic dominates the category.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Liberal governments embraced Greta Thunberg as the climate activist leader of a new generation until she began speaking out and acting in a way that remotely challenged the larger capitalist system in any meaningful way. Worth noting that, it’s important.

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

Everyone on LinkedIn today: It may be Blue Monday but my life is amazing and significantly better than yours.

[Heather Robertson @RobertsonH_]

@hiimbobbi Titanic, the Romanovs / Rasputin, WWII, North Korea… loved me some Wikipedia deep-diving.

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

JK Rowling has explicitly said she believes the money she makes is evidence that people generally agree with her views on trans people or at least those beliefs aren’t a dealbreaker to them. *You* might not think buying Wizarding stuff is supporting her views, but she sure does.