@LombardEmma Hi! ๐
(Brushes up elevator pitch)
Im writing a mail order bride fantasy novel set in a world w 1890s level technology. Gold mining, trains, and magic take center stage, with a dash of sweet romance on the side.
I will be looking to connect with a few beta readers in May/June.
@katiehasedits @HelloCVH @CAwkward I am a woman who can't get pregnant. Your statement is petty and mean in its attempt to exclude me, and millions like me from "womanhood".
People can work to promote gender equality without punching down on other oppressed groups. Be a woman who is one of those people.
@Vitamix_@nicspalate Amari used to spam โtreatsโ until I added the โall doneโ button and now she basically alternates between asking for treats, pets, and play time.
@TalbertSwan A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a state house invasion.
Though heavily armed,
They departed unharmed,
And that's how you know they're Caucasian.
My debut novel, The Third King: Coronation, is now available on Amazon! You can follow the link or look me up: Brian D Campbell, The Third King: Coronation. https://t.co/N38Xz6PzSc.
@_rileycantrell With doordash, if you tip through the app it gets taken out of the delivery person's pay.
So, yeah, I definitely prefer to put cash in the hand of the person I want to tip... so I know they actually got the money.
"Christopher Robin!" Pooh called as he tumbled above the treetops. "I'm ready for you to pop the balloon now!"
Christopher Robin lowered his gun, unfired. "Adios, motherfucker," he whispered. "Try raiding my pantry from up there."
Pooh's cries faded as the balloon grew smaller.
@JLTrepanier@goodreads Shameless self promo?? PERFECT! you see I have this fantasy book I'm super duper excited about and it's free right now! My sci-fi is free next week!
https://t.co/TCrC4ZT62Y
Them: "You should write erotic for fun!"
Me: I don't even know how to write erotica
Them: "Do you have any personal experiences you could use?"
Me: "He held his sandwich, gently caressing it, wishing the damned kids would go to sleep"
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#WritingCommunity have you come across a single line in a book that has really stuck with you, one you've mulled over for years?
One of mine is from Terry Pratchett, spoken by Carrot, a 6'4" dwarf:
"Personal isn't the same as important."
It's made me rethink many things.
Hey authors, Iโm slightly fuming right now at the way some of you have been treated, so I wanted to post a thread based on red flags you can spot in contracts. This is made to make you aware of some things I believe should be negotiated out of contracts or walked away from. But