Robinrambles

Ace. ENFP. Sarcasm as a second language

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

I've tried the new Hard Mountain Dew and I've gotta say, I'm disappointed in the tip of lacksy I feel

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

I don't know who tucker Carlson is but I believe, from context, that his departure from fox is both confusing and hilarious

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

Step one: have things to do.
Step two: be too tired to do them
Step three: be unable to sleep due to anxiety over all of the things you have to do
Step four: repeat starting at Step two

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

I feel like I'm either coming out of a several month long depressive episode, or the seasons have changed and I have things to look forward to again

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

Working retail...

#Retail #retailbakery #workingretail #RetailJobs #retailwork #bakery #grocerystorebakery

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

This new check system confuses me. So gold for businesses, blue for individuals...but don't influences think they ARE a business....what then?!

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

I like to make up horoscope things just to prove (to myself) that everyone is full of it. "Omg you're such a cancer" "haha that's so taurus"...apparently this "gotcha" behavior is veeeeery Virgo. Idk

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

There is no earthly reason I'm still awake! Why must I suffer this insomnia! *sips coffee absently*

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

There's something unsettling about the idea that major news outlets may be moving to tumblr to give up Twitter. I don't hate the idea...could be interesting.

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

Welp I did it. I downloaded the @tumblr app again! I feel so alive!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Why have insulin prices soared? Just 3 companies (Eli Lilly, Novo & Sanofi) control 90% of the insulin market while jacking up prices in tandem. It's time to break up their patents and end this collusion. Americans should not be forced to pay 10x more for insulin than Canadians.

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

Apparently I missed the opportunity to snag myself a blue checkmark and I'm very sad now

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

That's what I'm talking about! Way to go Kentucky!

[LEX News @LEX18News]

BREAKING: Amendment 2, which would add anti-abortion language to the state constitution, fails, LEX 18 projects.

MORE: https://t.co/T6jOcWvlLk

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

I'm streaming in 40 minutes....that's plenty of time to take a nap ✌🏽

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

It's Friday! Time to go to bed at the same time I do on weeknights...without setting an alarm! Ah!

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

One day, I'll see the oil light come on in my car and I'll just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and go get it changed. But for now...I wait a week, anxiety mounting until I give in and spend no more than 20 minutes getting it done

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

It's 8:41 o clock. On the dot. I'm in my bed.

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

I wish I was rich enough to pay for an assistant. I need someone to constantly remind me to do everything!

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

I'm not sure what happened. One thing led to another and BAM I had eggs, bacon and toast cooked for the whole family! No picture because...it burned. Not aesthetic. But look at me being domestic! #domestic #breakfast

[Robinrambles @Robinrambles89]

It's the procrastination for me 😆