Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦

Work in #Seattle tech. Husband, dad, runner, traveler. Recovering from Tsundoku. Tweet about #running, #adoption, #politics, #history, #philosophy and #film.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

The sky is bluer on the other side, if you catch my drift. See you over there. Same handle.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

I'm headed back to Europe in a few days! If you're interested in international #travel, I just dropped a monster thread covering how to plan one on a budget.
https://t.co/y9WxwkZUSK

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

@AlaskaAii Yes, your scam attempt was an inconvenience. Please DM me your bank account details for assistance.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

Hey @AlaskaAir, can you please try and chase down my suitcase? CS keeps telling me it made it to Seattle, but that it's still not accounted for. It's been 2 days with no updates.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

@Alaskaair_2 @AlaskaAir Heads up, @AlaskaAir - a scammer is posing as your CS trying to slide into my DMs.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

@Alaskaair_2 @AlaskaAir Nice try, dipshit. Honestly, how often does that work on people?

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

@AlaskaAir Apparently all they can do is "send a message" to Seattle, which they say they have done, with no response. So far every channel I've tried has been a dead end, which means I'm stuck without my stuff with no means of getting it back or replaced.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

@AlaskaAir Is there any way to contact the team at SEA airport to find out if the bag was ever found? They told me Sunday night that it was scanned in at Seattle and that it would be returned to me that night.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

@AlaskaAir Yes - each time I call they tell me they have no updates and to just call back later. 🫤

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

Just took Twitter off my phone’s homepage and replaced it with Spoutible.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

Dark Brandon strikes again!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I approve this message.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7.

For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

@rundemtrails What a legend! Nice work, brother!

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

I’m very curious to know how twitter’s overall health as a company is doing under Elon. I used to be a daily user, now I find myself rarely using it. My feed is a cesspool of random violence and alt-right garbage now.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Affirmative action was never a complete answer in the drive towards a more just society. But for generations of students who had been systematically excluded from most of America’s key institutions—it gave us the chance to show we more than deserved a seat at the table.

In the wake of the Supreme Court’s recent decision, it’s time to redouble our efforts.

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

The perfect tweet doesn’t exi… wait never mind, Kevin just found it. 🤌🏼

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley?

A thread

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

Dude scared of his condiment shelf 😂

[Media Matters @mmfa]

Charlie Kirk: "I'm going through my refrigerator and I'm starting to ask the question: Was this ketchup bottle woke? Is this mustard? I mean, literally."

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

I just finished watching this and then threw myself into traffic.

[Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen]

This isn’t mentioned in my book - there was just too much other weirdness to fit in - but in 1990 Steven Seagal participated in a video called The Celebrity Guide To Wine.

In it, he and then-wife Kelly LeBrock open a bottle of wine in the most excruciatingly awkward way possible.

Enjoy. (Thanks to @Lawrence_Norton for the original link)

[Matthew Robinson 🇺🇦 @Robinsonpost]

Twitter algorithms constantly pumping alt-right content now. Seems like we’re in the last days for the platform at this point.