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Criminal Defense Attorney / Entertainment and IP / GOTR Gaming Community Leader

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My contribution:

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@jakebackpack ZOOVERO sounds like an actual brand I would go look at and GRINKOUS is clearly a character from a sci-fi franchise that didn't get a lot of screen time.

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@ItsMattsLaw "Next to the schools" - all of them? That's so convenient.

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@lawbaebee Congrats! I know it’s been a long road, you did it!

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@alittleleader You should have at least one (1) motion that you got from another attorney but you have decided it is Bad(TM) and had to redo it yourself anyway

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@lawbaebee Good luck, LB, I've followed your journey here on Twitter and I wish you all the best!

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@jvssixa489 They were OVERRUN with witches!

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@ItsMattsLaw I got bullied by all of my brother's groomsmen in the group chat as the only android there.

"Who's the sad sack too poor for an iPhone" they said.

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@ItsMattsLaw This is like when there are so many hurricanes in one year they have to make something up to go after Z.

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@ItsMattsLaw I'm getting clients saying that they're being quoted, by other attorneys, easily 3-5x what is the normal market rate for something in my area. They are driving business straight to me.

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@omid9 Omid - my wife and I have followed your comedy for about 12 years. We were lucky enough to snag front row seats for your Ebell Theatre show tonight. It was wonderful to see you in person, at long last! Thanks for a great show!

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@ItsMattsLaw Be our guest, be our guest

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@Vilimind @kirawontmiss Isn’t that from that movie they did, Focus?

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@BrennanLM you saw that Oreo Coca-Cola thing right

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@AKBrews It is bonkers that this showed up on my feed from you, some friends and I went there like 10 years ago. Sharing this with them immediately.

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@ItsMattsLaw Hello, it's me, your local criminal defense attorney. I handle DUIs, drugs, guns, assaults, domestic violence...

I also draft and review purchase agreements for horses. That's real, that's a real thing I do.

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Los Angeles Criminal Defense lawyer here, checking in. I'm defending a 20yo who allegedly stole $100 of pots and pans from Target.

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I have handled hundreds of theft cases. I can assure you. This is absolutely not happening.

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A new client just signed a retainer, his first name is “Jihad” (which is not an uncommon name from the Middle East) but now the FBI is going to smash down my brand new office door, I know it.

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@VikingRobVWO Bro you shouldn't buy that

Because I want to buy that