lvl 6 Matrix Poster

Ash here! A wizard-run twitter account. Playwright/Performer based in Chicago He/him/his.

[lvl 6 Matrix Poster @Robo_Mall_Cop]

Anyway, happy holiday everbodguy--

[lvl 6 Matrix Poster @Robo_Mall_Cop]

Wanna argue about my existence online? Fine. Pay my art tax, citizen.

[lvl 6 Matrix Poster @Robo_Mall_Cop]

Idk if anyone on here who follows me is wondering where I went Im basically turbo offline with exception for vtm shit on tumblr/ao3 bc I need a break from all the *gestures generally at the christofash biotheocraticstate stitch* for blood pressure reasons

[lvl 6 Matrix Poster @Robo_Mall_Cop]

Like if you want my politics/philosphy I regret to inform you you will have to wade through my ten billion word "The Vampire Lestat Fucks The Flesh Cathedral" fic to get the real hottakes bc none of you fucks can be trusted with directness.

[かかし @kakasi_2020]

#twinpeaks

[lvl 6 Matrix Poster @Robo_Mall_Cop]

Im not crying youre crying what a banger end of a chapter

[max graves @maximumgraves]

"you'll all be sorry" 114

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

this is the plot to Amadeus

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

"No, their world is awful."

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

balatro needs a mechanic where it can detect if youre really stoned and ignore you making a really bad move because you clearly didnt really mean it

[collin @fiendformojitos]

The Thomas Hutter memes are funny but I do genuinely think Eggers’ Nosferatu sells the actual love between the Mina/Harker characters probably the best out of any of the Dracula adaptations?

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

People nowadays are allergic to sincerity so whenever someone talks passionately about something, especially art, they're often dismissed by others as pretentious.

[emily @memilies]

this show is a medieval saints' narrative and if you haven't read it that way you're missing so much.

[zorb @wizard0rb]

GET IT TWISTED: A comic made out of shit nl says in this sisyphus clip

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[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

If i dont receive a gif of the vape hit in 24 hours hostages will begin to die

[👁️〰️👁️ @foxl0res]

Mouthwashing is one of those games you really do just gotta ignore the fact that the fanbase is a bunch of brainlets because this is like a top 5 indie game OaT for this scene alone