🍉Jay🍉

Going nowhere fast 🏳️‍⚧️

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

“Bro imagine we get Smash 6 and a New 3D Mario on Wednesday!”

Arms 2:

[Miguel @The_One_Lopez]

It is imperative that every member of this administration, every agent and bureaucrat that has touched this barbarism, enabled it, enacted it, should be punished, made an example of, and driven from normal life.

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[Turtlepod Declares War @ThrasiosPassios]

Woke professor at Tolaria University gave me a 0 for being a proud Dominarian. They freak out if you voted for Bolas or if you dare to say that Dominaria was originally a draconic plane.

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

“I hope we get half life 3!”

Geoff Keighley:

[Fib @_Fibster_]

Pride month reading plans

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

it’s for you dawg, it’s lit

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I took her to my river and I creeked it

[nancy @d0gtired]

Unshaven armpits isn't a pick me trait. It's called being a down ass dirty crusty hippie chick stoner effortless French girl style autist with sensory issues FEMINIST

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[jill @littlefucky]

Jizzing feels awesome after smoking some herb! 🇯🇲

[jack @fuckkjackk]

@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/7d6kg5POjw

[feefs @tr4nnycat]

white people be like just finished my deadlock match

[🍉Jay🍉 @RobotJohn21]

@ConfessionsMew Cull the herd, devastate the bloodline

[Liste @endliste]

The critics have spoken: This is a 100% Certified Kill Yourself Moment