Kamehame Rob

I have to use the bathroom!!!

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

everyone but me is a normie. everything you like is slop. everything you do is cringe. every opinion you hold is wrong. everyone you like is cancelled. every song you sing is cacophony, discordant notes grating against the fabric of existence. every note I sing slaps

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@mouse_math @howie_hua My answer too

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@JakeFleshner Video game

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@nickythegood my wife doesn’t do this. am I a bad man? 🫪

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@Darren76780228 @MaraSayHi @OmoAlade005 The guy they crowned king at the end of the show would have fucking died you donut

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

vagueposting is a trend because the algorithm senses that you are clicking on those tweets (engagement) to see the replies for context so it promotes vague tweets over ones that explain enough that you can read and scroll past them.

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@Ndricimii @DetroitEminaj Sweetie. What are you fucking talking about

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@Ndricimii @DetroitEminaj “I’m shocked people think this”
“I think this”
“I wasn’t TALKING about THAT!!!!!!”

Lmaooooo you must be a loser too, huh

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@Ndricimii @DetroitEminaj I think that. This guy is a fucking loser lmao

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

whoever has my voodoo doll stop putting so much poop in its butt

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is.
CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food.
BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing?
CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice cream.
BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@strippinjimmy Is anyone even listening to what he’s saying? This is clearly a video using Saul as a mouthpiece for political action, likely part of a ramp up campaign for the midterm elections. Bob Odenkirk probably involved because he’s a vocal critic of this administration.

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@weare_138 This person is bending over backwards to try and distance themselves from their friend Rachel, but clearly can’t stop thinking of them and keeping up with them. As a pretty outside observer of this whole H3/hasan/snark thing, this feels like real cult-y behavior overall.

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@horridhandle @Nomoredogsleft1 @Deathcheat6 He ended up beating it again multiple times I believe

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@Evolvaer @jpbrammer You might be the only other person interacting with this article genuinely. Felt like I was reading a recipe on a cooking site. I appreciate good, flowering writing and analogies to help understanding abstract concepts. But man get to the point!

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@ohiojesustwink it’s almost certainly because it’s on instagram and other shorts platforms in bite sized pieces. people are legitimately watching thru these platforms and logging, or else getting interested enough to actually watch and log

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@electrolemon You weren’t kidding!!

https://t.co/uzLmPHTVg1

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i can think of a context in which i would enjoy almost every song you guys have called the worst. struggling to think of a song so bad that i wouldn’t still cut up the dance floor to it surrounded by loved ones. sorry for party rocking

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@punishedgummies @VK_HM Huhhhh??? No it absolutely is not lmao

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@cinamoorolll You probably already know this, but you think about food in a really unhealthy way. One meal a day, especially if it consists of this, is awful for you

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@mr_layman_3 @Nerdcognito What are you fucking talking about. D&D is more popular and accessible than ever, it couldn’t be a better time to play and it rules. Why does it bother you if someone else plays the game differently? Go play the game YOUR way with YOUR friends

[Kamehame Rob @Robot_Atoms]

@__birdbrain__ @Oxydoxal @boriskarkov It IS a standalone project for almost everyone watching. I don’t care if there’s more to the story elsewhere, the movie needed to present itself as an encapsulated, self-contained work to reach and connect with audiences and in some ways it failed in that regard. But that’s okay