Robbie

[conor @conor_brn]

Looks like the one kid off the estate who for some reason always had beans down his top

[James @QJames8619]

Do Brentford not realise how many nights BTS sold out at the Tottenham Stadium???

[Michael Harris II〽️ @MoneyyyMikeee]

England I’m forever with you!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Let’s Do It Tonight!!

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Rooney’s quotes here are bang on about 99% of football discourse in the era of social media.

Yes, I’m an old bastard now at 37 but as kids, we just loved great footballers because they were great. Twitter in particular has made everything into a battleground.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

balding euroshagger with an age-gap girlfriend...Southgate M&S ball is out, Svennis lives again

[B @utdbrxy]

South Africa deserves this for giving the world Elon Musk

[Carl G @mvpcarlos]

Before 2018 and before Southgate our results were
2006 World Cup
Quarter-finals

Euro 2008
Did Not Qualify

2010 World Cup
Round of 16

Euro 2012
Quarter-finals

2014 World Cup
Group Stage

Euro 2016
Round of 16

But apparently Southgate failed as a manager cause he didn’t win anything.

I think he achieved more than any England manager ever will do in our generation

[K @Tzolisera]

Current martinelli or prime neymar?

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Kim Kardashian dating a bloke from Stevenage means it's no longer inconceivable that Kylie Jenner knows about the 1946 New Towns Act

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Growing up African is wild because why am I not allowed to eat at aunties house? If she’s a witch…why the h€ll are we here?

[alex @onyxcoins]

Triple H gotta be an Israeli operative

[Ekong @bleachcarte]

I was going to stay sober but fuck man

[goated with a thousand young @j0rts]

"model is 6'3" and wearing a medium" bro i will kill you

[Cost of living crisis @un0themones]

Country of 250 million people can’t go to the World Cup, can’t win any medals at the Olympics, no light, no road, no hospital, no schools nothing. Just detty December and shawarma

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it would seem that the value of the raw chicken comes from its potential. a raw chicken's destiny has not yet been written, whereas a rotisserie chicken's fate is sealed.

[J-Boi @JboiHQ]

The problem with biopics like this is that a part of your brain will always be judging how good the likeness/voice is instead of experiencing the actual story. They ought to find a way to depict pop stars a little less conventionally, perhaps as a CGI monkey?

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Always been dumbfounded seeing non footballing people kick a football or attempt to play, sounds cocky but I can’t fathom that lack of co-ordination in the sport

Thought the same back in school

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[M @melosling]

Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport

[R @rjb_1998]

Noting all the people watching the shameless corporate greed over our brave girls