Ciera Rocha

i have no idea what's going on

[nix @BloodyHasti]

call me garfield the way i be gobbling down that lasagna

[miri @eggoslug]

any man under 5’6 is a labubu

[cole @juul_survivor]

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size

[cory @coolmathgame_]

yoda: another miller light, i’ll have

bartender: alright you’re cut off

me: yo he’s chill he just talks like that

[stevie @adultmomband]

hey (threateningly) can I join your years old tight knit close friend group

[c @qowieueurhfhdjk]

shawty relax let me buy you a hotdog

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate short dudes like wear some heels or some lil bitch

[𝐍𝐈𝐘𝐀𝐇 𝐁 ✰ @Niyahbenjiii_]

if we dance battling and you hit a spilt on me i’m kicking you in the head

[cosmic @nicotinequeen69]

gooner with a job call that hard at work

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

Am I “ran through” or am I just a beloved member of my community

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[sahaj @doordashedcigs]

not now daddy kitten is trying to kill herself

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

whip out your shlong you're the piano man

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i could’ve been pope if it weren’t for this bum knee

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[rita @bugbite1234]

you need to fucking kill him. i mean it. NOW.

[tara @proletarat]

They’re making me do work at work

[gill @contactabrother]

starting a new side hustle. HMU FOR CIRCUMCISIONS. BOGO✂️✂️✂️