Mike Oxhard

Classic Rock Meat n Two Veg.

Personal genital reviews available on request.

[Mike Oxhard @RockNBalls1]

Welcome to the Premier rock n roll testicals and Gentlemen Sausage site.
We will kick off with a legend of a package, old 20th century balls himself.
Equal parts glam, dense meat and weight.
Its a hell of a showing we can all agree.
RocknBalls 8.5 out of 10.

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@bigdaftdave1970 @LinkedInLunat1c Aberdeen have Zander Thornton.

A complete twat of a man but entertaining to laugh at on LinkedIn.

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@RandyTreibel @LinkedInLunat1c Because he said unalive instead of kill?

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@broadwaybabyto @TheKarlKolchak Double of 16 is 32.

Another misleading statistic.

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@Amandaholdens

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@markpougatch You're wetter than a haddock's arsehole you brittle boned lettuce.

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@SheepFiddlers @AberdeenFC Before you delivered this speech you did realise we've a team of brittle boned benders?

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@Carlos_I_E @JamesPGoddard90 It's a dead heat race between Ejaculate and Cardiac Arrest.

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@Joe81265Joseph @casualsdirect Not sure if they'll ever get over this Joe.

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@Lesleyd01598558 @DannyBoy_83 It's cheap and chips and they're not moaning faced cows.

You can't lose.

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@Dookmarriot @PopBase Mong.

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@GriftReport Where's a Racist Cop when you really need one.

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@Gracie_Blue89 Gender Reveals are for Cunts and Americans.

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@EzraViews @GriftReport Gaylord.

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@FightBell Black Women can't drive trucks.

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@CliffycLGM @KidRock The Poofters Parade.

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@ThomasWillett9 You're wetter than Whitney Houston's last cigarette.

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@TheTransferOne The Goalies she scored against were working in Primark on the Saturday morning.

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@TeleFootball Poor Mr and Mrs Aluko.

Both daughter and Son are a pair of wank splats.

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@DefiantLs Quite civilised.

He really needed a pint glass crashed into his face by a deranged drunk.

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@MrAndyNgo What a repulsive creature.