Rocket To The Sun

I own a Rocket To The Sun to send all the idiots there. It will be way better down here on Earth.

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@Seinfeld2000 Gerg: I dont get 12 yrs a slave. Jary: what's to get? Krame: Ya Gerg...N word. Garg: oh I get it!

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@Seinfeld2000 Numan has gay sex with cris Cristie. Krame: we can't be friends

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@CaptElliott I almost forgot what a total douchebag you are. Thanks for reminding me.

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@KimJongNumberUn What is the meaning of this? http://t.co/DQtHEBiHBg

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@TheTweetOfGod Really. I see a lot of blobs up here too.

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I just read that Westboro Baptist Church leaders @WBCFredPhelpsSr & @WBCFredJr got AIDS from a bleeding dick. RT to get this real news out.

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@JohnMCochran Best tweet ever. I want to barf when I hear somebody say that

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@bevurlee I am keeping the owl because it has grown on me. However, I have some other goodies you can have if you are ever in the city

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@bevurlee you are in yyc? Come get some taxidermy

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@CaptElliott Dear Elliott. This was your best tweet ever. Also, I would like to add that I actually want you to do well.Your new boat rocks.

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@DJRotaryRachel That is just silliness. Rachel, think of all the poop.

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@Crackmacs I am going to catch some whitefish and lake trout at Spray Lakes tomorrow

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@Crackmacs I have caught some nice pike through the ice there and a number of perch as well

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How It's Made is a pretty cool show. Since I have always wondered where babies come from, I think it is time for this episode to happen.

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@SeinfeldToday Things get awkward for Kramer when people mistake him for Michael Richards and heckle him because of his racist rant.

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@JT2193 It doesn't matter how great a crew is if you have the worst captain on the Bering Sea. @CaptElliott

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@CaptElliott SUPPOST isn't a word, Moron!!!!

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I just daydreamed that I started my period and a cabbage came out. #CabbageVision

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@realDonaldTrump @cher Dear Donald Trump. You are a bully and an internet asshole. Do you think this is making you more popular?

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@robdelaney What are you going to do if Romney loses and vanishes to obscurity? Who will you tweet about? Do you secretly want him to win?