donny's hotdog

i am president donny's hotdog. ask me anything but remember to ketchup.

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

trump: say don't believe the pee pee leaks
rosenstein: but sir
trump: do it or else
rosenstein: ok
trump: now pee on me

#maga #peepeetape

[David Fahrenthold @Fahrenthold]

Charity events planned at @realdonaldtrump's Mar-a-Lago, per season.
2013/2014: 45
2014/2015: 52
2015/2016: 43
2016/2017: 38
2017/2018: 6

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

jfc, @cnn. THIS is what we want to know. k, thx. unless jared & ivanka are IN the pee pee tape? eww. #trumprussia #eww

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

plump fiction

#bannonfilms

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

i did a tucker thing, @mcjesse

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

@darth wad is this?

i'll see myself out.

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

eewww. @senorrinhatch blowing his nose is a terrible enough visual. now i gotta have nightmares of him shooting his wad. #wadgate

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

new @whitehouse press room renovations seem off tbh.
thoughts, @darth?

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

geoff seshuns call your office https://t.co/DPB7gN7TAa

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Attorney General Jeff Sessions has taken a VERY weak position on Hillary Clinton crimes (where are E-mails & DNC server) & Intel leakers!

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

jurassic park plot-twist: it wasn't the dinos it was the prez. also do you have any pepto & a few air fresheners for @realdonaldtrump?thx.

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

hey don't get too comfortable. highly unlikely you'll be there for more than a few weeks on account of president shit-for-brains. https://t.co/ywR9vU5zyM

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

It will never get old. I am humbled and blessed to be here. @POTUS

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

don trump jr & jared kushner take turns turning on each other

#family

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

maybe if kushner goes to federal prison he can get the same cell his dad occupied. can u arrange for him, @chrischristie? good idea, no?

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

serious question: does @realdonaldtrump soil himself before or after his morning twitter rants? and is #jaredkushner in charge of cleanup?

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

do not be sad, lumpy 🏅 https://t.co/QTWnQ03pnP

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

starting @gofundme for @huggies to supply diapers to @realdonaldtrump & @seanhannity cuz u know they're shitting themselves

#muellertime!

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

it ok shawn u do not need award u will always be number one in douchery. i love u. call me later to discuss what u will wear to trial. https://t.co/WyGtrABzUH

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

hey mister @barackobama i totally get you're tired & need break but tbh we're kinda screwed with donny at helm so please come back. thx.

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

hey @donaldjtrumpjr it's ok you're going to jail but you know boxes and chocolates and stuff. i will not send care packages. xoxo, jerk.

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

wait aren't you the convicted felon that got fired from a christian university for having an affair? methinks @dineshdsouza is projecting. https://t.co/ocJg4LPn81

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

HEY WHERE DID IT GO DEPT: With Monica under his desk, could Bill Clinton really be expected to ask Chelsea to sit in his chair?

[donny's hotdog @RockyMoop]

i think the wheels are coming off, @donaldjtrumpjr. gonna go get some popcorn and soda and clap sooo hard when you & daddy are in jail.