Robert Vertrees🇺🇸

Former professional boxer with a degree in theater. Not a lot of employers looking for left hooks & jazz hands so here I am.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

Now that the Taliban has an air force do you think they’re gonna learn how to land the planes?

[The Bad Game Show @allthingscomedy]

A Bears fan's honest reactions before & after Monday Night Fottball. @goingdeepchadjt #ATCpresents #goingdeep #dabears

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

Hot take:

Anyone who has Usyk at top of P4P, doesn’t understand P4P.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

Hot take:

If you’re offended by being compared to a guest on the Jerry Springer show, the best response isn’t to continue behaving like a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

If a person with damage to the RIGHT brain hemisphere can develop a “joke addiction”, I wonder what a person with damage to the WRONG brain hemisphere can develop? Haha! Know what I’m saying? LOL! Am I right?

[Fact @Fact]

A person with damage to the right brain hemisphere can develop a "joke addiction," - a compulsive need to constantly make and tell jokes.

[Fact @Fact]

Cheaters tends to think everyone cheats. Liars tends to think everyone lies. Keep this in mind.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

@linusesq I need a league update: Who’s in 1st?

@BeerBaron4life
@SterntUp1
@CoachLRJ
@sledskillz

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

@Joelwhat1 I get mixing it up & breaking up the monotony of a broadcast during a 162-game season but THE 2ND INNING OF OPENING DAY?

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

Padres Television Director: “Nobody wants to watch or listen to baseball during the 2nd INNING on OPENING DAY, let’s go to the stands for a 5-minute fluff piece…”
What are we doing #Padres?

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

@linusesq @BeerBaron4life @SterntUp1 @CoachLRJ @sledskillz I prefer the seasons in which ConMan doesn’t get fleeced by Moreland.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

No one could’ve predicted this… #Chargers #Staley

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

Aside from Brandon Staley’s judgment as HC (going for it on 4th inside own 20, calling TO when Raiders were running out clock, entire KC game), he’s also the defensive coordinator who knew Raiders were going to run, used a TO to put in perfect defense, & still gave up a 10-yd run

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

No one could’ve predicted this.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

@LibertieGeek We are currently experiencing an intermittent technical issue on the app and website for guests placing digital orders. We are working on a resolution and honoring the promotional offer inside our restaurants and on digital at this time if you are a rewards' member.
-Chris

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

This week:
Casper, Laramie, Gillette, Wyoming
Rapid City, South Dakota
SLC, Utah
Tix: https://t.co/sPsX8SVaNB

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

@heytherejeffro @nessguerrero Ha - I got winded just scrolling through these comments.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

Tonight & tomorrow, 9/29-30, at The Comedy Bar Chicago
If you think you’re having a bad week, imagine being Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend and having Travis Kelce on your fantasy team. https://t.co/pKEz0hfRJn

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

WTF @HBO ? @winningtimehbo was 1 of the best shows on television. Holy shit @StreamOnMax messed up.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

rockyrobv on threads

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What color check mark will Twitter give/force upon celebrities?

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

@Paige814 @sixftjamie Because of posts like this.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

What’s great about Twitter charging for blue check marks is that now we know who the dorks are.

[Robert Vertrees🇺🇸 @RockyRob]

Bakersfield Friday, 3/31, the Well Comedy Club w/ @JayLondonComic