Rocky Top Scotch

The improved acct for some fat Vol's scotch-themed musings. Belligerance & sarcasm abound. Drink to both celebrate the Vols & curse their misfortune. #VFL

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

"The only five-star that we even concern ourselves with is a five-star liver."

-- @RockyTopScotch

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

Sitting here at Corner Lounge with @jshmrt20 and @elizjgreene being questioned about my Liver's capacity.

Fools.

[Wes Rucker @wesruckerTBA]

Nooooooooooooooooooo

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

Lots of things are back, bitches!!!

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

@UTslick68 That's right fat boy... Vawls ain't all that's back.

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

...wait... wut????

(Rubs eyes)

(Yawns, stretches... Gets cramp... Cusses)

I had the weirdest damn dream...

[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

11 LLLLLLLLLLyle Jones players have entered the transfer portal so far

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

@utracefan72 @UTslick68 He's fucking OLD!!!!

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

@tnracefan72 No.

"In moderation'

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

I don't understand those last two words...

Obviously written by a fool.

[Michael D. Greene @UTslick68]

Y'all, one of my great friends from grad school and fellow long-suffering Vol started his Elixer company several years ago. I, and @RockyTopScotch, can speak to them being beyond excellent.

Follow, comment, purchase. (Avail on Amazon).

Cheers!

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

@FolgDaddy90 three fucking years of you drinking me and NOOOOOWWWWWWWW I finally get the follow back???

JFC... Millennials...

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

Wait... WHAAAAAATTTTTTTT???

Fall camp just started today, dammit, I have at least 3 more weeks of hibernation before you asses start this 💩.

[Michael D. Greene @UTslick68]

Ol' Urbs is about to be 💩 canned at sOSU and @APGouge is coming over to drink @RockyTopScotch dry in CELEBRATION!!!

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

“I BELIEVE, IF WE TAKE HABITUAL DRUNKARDS AS A CLASS, THEIR HEADS AND THEIR HEARTS WILL BEAR AN ADVANTAGEOUS COMPARISON WITH THOSE OF ANY OTHER CLASS. 

THERE SEEMS EVER TO HAVE BEEN A PRONENESS IN THE BRILLIANT AND WARM-BLOODED TO FALL INTO THIS VICE.”

- Pres Abraham Lincoln

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

@volryan Needs a respray.

I won't even own a scotch with a red label.

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

This is not news. I've known you're a pathetic failure since 2000. https://t.co/JIDRG56eel

[Michael D. Greene @UTslick68]

IF I CANT WIN A MADE UP POLL IN A VIRTUAL SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AFTER 7 YEARS AND 60K TWEETS, JUST WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?????... I'M A FAILURE! https://t.co/vq7ne6ZjtF

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

@tnracefan72 @Rizzo135 @UTslick68

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

'Bout damn time you added to the cause... https://t.co/wlqHqZe6o3

[Michael D. Greene @UTslick68]

New @ARDBEG_USA #AnOa for @tenk72 and I this afternoon.

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

@UTslick68 (Bellows from the dining room)

Get off your own fat @$$ and fix it yourself!!!

(mutters) Effing unbelievable... the nerve of that schmuck...

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

(yawns)

(Wipes the sleep out of eyes)

Damn.

This is a great effing list. https://t.co/VFb9ocqQB6

[Michael D. Greene @UTslick68]

@eab_29 Too many to count but some faves:

Hefe: @WidmerBrothers
Oktoberfest: Spaten
Pilsner: @hinano_tahiti
Scotch Ale: @YeeHawBrewing -Velvet Charmer
Porter: @EinstokBeer
Lager: @dbbrewingco
IPA: @HighlandBrews -Mandarin
Xmas Ale: @GLBC_Cleveland
Shandy: @SamuelAdamsBeer -PorchRocker

[Rocky Top Scotch @RockyTopScotch]

I'm still stuck at 140...

Fat Boy gets 280...

Well, at least his character account can now match his weight.