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[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL Vicky Kadian and Neeraj Pandey together again for ‘Crack’ - Neeraj Pandey directed drama movie ‘Crack’ which starring Vicky Kadian and Akshay Kumar in lead role. The film also stars Saurabh Shukla, Elli Avrram, Rahul Dev, Gurpreet Ghuggi, ... https://t.co/w4fRnp6mpM

[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL Oprah denies marrying man who looks a bit like John Cleese - A new report claiming that US TV celebrity Oprah Winfrey had a “surprise wedding" to long-time partner Stedman Graham has been officially debunked. Gossip Cop, a highly respected Inter... https://t.co/wXrUHYBkQp

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LOL 'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!' - James Bond is being reanimated after breathing heavily and nearly dying as the ancient MI5 spy failed miserably to lock millions into the cinema, but ... https://t.co/ujXeOejvpQ

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LOL Ken Dodd Wasn't Half Funny! - Ken Dodd, the comedian, who died earlier this week aged 90, has today been remembered by those who saw his act during his many years in showbusiness. Dodd, or 'Doddy' as he was affectionately known, hailed from the Kn... https://t.co/z6vb7GdS5G

[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL Pervert Stephen Hawking dies - Professor Stephen Hawking has died aged 76. The wheelchair-bound sex maniac had been addicted to pornography since he was a student. He first became interested in the erotic arts while studying at Oxford University. ... https://t.co/sUben4pZ79

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LOL Comedy Hall of Fame Adds New Members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump - Las Vegas, NV The Comedy Hall of Fame added new members Amy Schumer and Donald Trump at their annual banquet. "I guess we all agree that while we need inventive new comedians like... https://t.co/IBU3DKQr9H

[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback! - Shocked nightclub visitors could not believe their eyes as a horse appeared in their midst carrying a thinly clad nymph, bareback! In fact, punters were so stoned, or canned, after dow... https://t.co/FvAeTf1wnP

[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL Tiffany Trump to Get Own Talk Show - The E! Network, who brought the world the Kardashians, have just announced that they have inked a deal with Donald Trump's daughter Tiffany. She will host a talk show format. Tiffany was asked to comment and sh... https://t.co/gja5EO1eiU

[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL Security Alert Over 'Silence Of The Lambs' Anagrams - A major security alert has been sparked in my brain after it was discovered that the movie title 'Silence Of The Lambs' contained dozens of coded messages. 'Silence Of The Lambs' was the 1988 n... https://t.co/sWA7GA7dYc

[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL Warner Bros. admits that DC Cinematic Universe is just "a big tax write off" - With pretty much every other reasonable explanation for the decisions made in producing movies based on DC Comics characters it appears that Warner Brothers is close to... https://t.co/3HmTkL1yku

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LOL Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame - Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this busin... https://t.co/iLBroA2HLd

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LOL Carnivor Cruise Line to feature cannibalism on the high seas - Miami, FL - A new reality TV series will launch this fall documenting the adventures of vacationers braving voyages on the new Carnivor Cruise Line, producer Annibalcay Rossgay told us... https://t.co/W0sc9eVh5U

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LOL Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late! - Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone. But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and... https://t.co/Sh0sPOuATk

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LOL Women told to "love their saggy boobs" and the silicone industry is now in meltdown! - A women who once wanted her boobs to be filled with silicone is now telling women all over the world to love their saggy boobs just like she does! As one can im... https://t.co/8249UEQeMH

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LOL Bill Cosby, Although Blind, Returns to Touring - Cheltenham, Pennsylvania. Bill Cosby'held a press conference and announced that he would not let his blindness stop him from going on tour. After he thought the cameras were off, he ordered his staf... https://t.co/HQTZEWfPF1

[Lil' Rocky @RockysLil]

LOL How did that Priest become a Detective? - Idiot Wayne Badger, who famously bankrupted himself by buying a rare £200,000 Rolex rather than a house has asked how Father Dougal from factual documentary Father Ted is now a highly regarded, and charmi... https://t.co/cD4QKZCKMe

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LOL Hollywood Hoax - TV icon Paul Hollywood has sensationally quit Twitter after a huge storm over buying fake followers. Paul, whose sex offender beard has captured the hearts of a nation, had accrued over 600k followers on the site. All eager to hea... https://t.co/arJlH1QnWI

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LOL Genius Donald Trump to re-film the whole of Star Wars, and playing every role - 'If you strike me down, I will become more humble than you could ever imagine'. 'These aren't the presidential traits you are looking for' Donald Trump is to spend bil... https://t.co/oO9tnjucdC

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LOL Clematis Wilt Reunion - The long forgotten prog rock orchestra Clematis Wilt have announced a massive world wide tour for 2018. Daniel Pretension, the band's drummer, and bassist Butch Arpeggio put the group together in 1973, following on the succ... https://t.co/8NUILarp0J

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LOL Lempit Opik to give Donald Trump careers advice - Beanpole, former stand up comedian, harmonica and spoon player, politician and surprisingly popular with the ladies, Lempit Opik is to give Donald Trump careers advice. In January 2018, Donald Trum... https://t.co/iWyaiBnkNZ