Drug tests are funny.
The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.
The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.
They spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started.
USA the superpower 🤡🤡😂😂
I found a very beautiful Bible verse.❤️
NAHUM 1 :9
There will come a time when that problem won’t bother you again, not because you forgot, but because God ended it once and for all.
My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.
✅ #LAKERSWIN 😎
✅ MAGIC LOSE 😈
✅ 9-GAME WINNING STREAK 📈
✅ 11-1 IN MARCH 😤
✅ LUKA IS THE REAL MVP 🏆
✅ SAUCTIN REAVES 🔥
✅ 3 GAMES 🆙 ON 3rd SEED 👀
✅ 23-13 ON ROAD 🚗
✅ HOTTEST TEAM IN NBA 🥵
FINALLY WON ON A BRON RECORD �
AMERICA ONCE IMPEACHED A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A WOMAN... BUT THEY WON'T IMPEACH A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING NON-CONSENSUAL SEX WITH CHILDREN... MULTIPLE CHILDREN.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA 😡😤
On video: Congress admits they’ve got $800 MILLION set aside for ICE bonuses up to $44,000.
Meanwhile, the “average American bonus” is $2,500… if you’re lucky enough to even get one.
So let me get this straight:
They can’t fund healthcare, housing, or disaster relief…
…but they can cut cash incentives for an agency that’s detaining people first and checking facts later.
That’s the priority.