FabulousMaximus

Paranoid narcissist with a heart of gold.

[FabulousMaximus @RodGermany]

Her: You're quite charming for basically hating everyone and everything.
Me: I know.

[FabulousMaximus @RodGermany]

@aericina I recently had to go through that myself. 2 of mine (15 and 16 years) passed last year. My heart goes out to you.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

And the winner of this year's #FakeNewsAwards is, once again, religion.

Please continue to enjoy arbys

[FabulousMaximus @RodGermany]

@RealPhilWhite I fully expect all these mis-directed speculative executions to eventually result in a computer asking 'Am I alive?'

Let's just hope that computer isn't attached to a missile silo.

[Azathoth @judges119]

every library should have a good science fiction and fantasy section

[Parasite Hilton @ParasiteHilton]

*sneaks into a woman’s DM box to see what it’s li—-

[Netflix @netflix]

please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel

[Effin' Birds @EffinBirds]

Happy #NationalBirdDay

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

Apple: we're slowing down processors cause your battery might be bad

Intel:

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Tonight, 2017 ends, along with the pointless lives of so many elderly & homeless, who, just like you, will die scared & alone.

Eat arbys

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

All these inspirational New Years Instagram posts about throwing out toxic relationships, grudges, bad habits, etc

Hey look. I can’t even remember to throw out my actual garbage. Pipe down.

[FabulousMaximus @RodGermany]

@GurlHaggard https://t.co/pUFQpXxyDQ

[Bob Dylan Page @Bob41Dylan]

If you're ever sad just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Bob Dylan.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

dear developers,

if you're heading home for the holidays, leave your family with the most important gift you can give:

set their default browser to Chrome,

sincerely,

this developer

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Remember kids, only a few shopping days left until, statistically, a few of you die and ruin everyone you love's holidays

enjoy arbys