Renee Garrow

Writer, artist, archaeologist, kayaker, atheist, and batshit crazy. But in a good way.

[Renee Garrow @RodNayMcKay]

The fire danger in western Montana is so extreme that menopausal women are not allowed in the forests....

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@neilhimself For me it's always been up there with The Princess Bride.

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@StephenAtHome For the 4 years of Ol' Anus Lips term, you kept my Mom and me sane. Now that she's gone, you're keeping me sane. I like to think she's getting to catch your show live now.

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@colbertlateshow Anus Lips #HeWhoShallBeNamed

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One month ago tonight my Mom said "love you" to me for the very last time.

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@vecturist The nursing home/short term care facility I work in got our vaccines yesterday. Barely half the staff signed up for them....

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A NW Montana Happy Birthday to @PaulyMcGillion and @JoeFlanigan. Now, which pint to hoist - Moose Drool, Cold Smoke, or Slurry Bomber. Oh, to hell with it - all three!

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@SenSanders $600 a week means they make $1500 more a month than I make in my "good" job in rural Montana.

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@longshotauthor Aww, how can you not love those fuzzy cheeks. I'm sad Miscon got cancelled last month, but it's fully understandable. Stay safe.

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@everybetty That with some rum would be very good right now....

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Good fucking riddance, 2018 - parts of you sucked gangrenous donkey dicks. But 2019, did you really have to start with a gallstone attack? Oh well, you're history in nine days anyway, gallbladder.

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@everybetty The boys apparently have a side gig in Kalispell, Montana.

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Hey, @everybetty , I think someone ganked an angel on the wall of Rosita's here in Libby. #supernatural

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Goddamn motherfucking sonsabitches. #KavanaughVote

[Blazed Buddha @blazed_buddha]

do you remember that job interview where you cried & screamed & got overly emotional while talking about your love of alcohol & got hired?

me neither

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I think this year is gonna finally break me.

[Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW]

People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

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Ten weeks straight now of bad #chronicpain and other stressful shit with no end in sight. I think this is the year I finally break.

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@Sulien77 @everybetty Thank you! And .... me, too. Not ready to lose her yet.

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Hey, @Sulien77 and @everybetty , join me in a Moose Drool to celebrate McKeague's birthday! What? It's a beer, made local....

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@everybetty @Sulien77 She's doing really well. Just has some right side weakness, and I've been over every day since my birthday to help her out - she's fighting horrible sciatica pain as well. It's been a crazy 7 weeks....