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[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

I would donate to Wikipedia. Buuuuuut like I haven’t ever before and they still exist. Also like who cares

[Jessica @imigjesss]

@AlaskaAir here to say air cargo fucking sucks.

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

Sorry I can’t compete on Big Brother. I have no one to take care of my tamagotchis. A damn shame because I would dominate.

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@UnkWerks @SJCFutures @MichaelDoesLife You can’t fail on beginner difficulty in guitar hero

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@shiftsontime Yeah this is set to the easiest difficulty. Just these streamers proving they can’t play games.

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@BeccaDevens Production totally called yash into the DR and infected him with this sickness so the icons can win. It’s that obvious

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

Free Norman from s4 ep11 of criminal minds. He was having a psychotic break and didn’t know what he was doing.

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@Wifesucker Gary is an incredible song

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@BertKennin58681 @JameyRapp @BB_Updates Nu uh it’s obviously rigged so they will make the whole jury vote Dee unanimously 😭😭. It’s soo unfair 😂😂

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@JLJohnston @Iam_randy07 It actually is my right to contaminate the air

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@ALTPEPEEEEEEE That thing looks beat

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@lexl0d50 @MarsSeb3454 @hankgreen I don’t know one sport where a “goal” is 7 points

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@Jackkk Any normal person would get flagged for a resubmit or regrade

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@Oliviafans9 Clean oil with gasoline

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@ShadowofEzra Soon they’re gonna ban cordless tools

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@PokeTriggz This is COPE.

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

The Willow Avalon to Jim White pipeline 🎵

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@Ava_AM12ff Well lady if your life didn’t matter they would kill you. So I think she’s okay.

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@Walrus_Moonboy Re sealed junk

[Abracadaver @RodPatrick]

@voodoo1836 @overturnthat @FlorioGina Woah you know 3 people who happen to be short