FuckAss Bob

just an excitable boy

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

modern classic

[LINK 🐂🫎 @DJProfessorL]

Presented without context

[cowboy @nextokens]

guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched

[justin @justincanartt]

i was looking into 18 inch boy dolls and discovered him

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

Me when I haven't failed:

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

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[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Peter Thiel tasting menu

[FuckAss Bob @RodPretzels]

@Devsthetix Elbow tendinitis

[bethany @thenightbethore]

incredible things are happening on tiktok

[Clay @clay2thousand]

Bro this is pronounced juicy penis

[FuckAss Bob @RodPretzels]

@sethharpesq I'm also detecting heavy influence from the classic, layup book report standard "Hatchet"

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

Joe Biden you will always be famous

[FuckAss Bob @RodPretzels]

https://t.co/X0eUoCvDDF

[Jon Stewart @JonStewartIL]

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[Rap Game Edward Bernays @edward_bernayz]

Islamophobia is wild cuz the only time I’ve ever heard of a gay person actually being thrown off a roof is when Peter Thiel suicided his twink boy-toy 🤷🏻‍♂️