Average Database CEO

CEO of AvgDB. $100m series B. Now doing Auth and Storage!

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Ohh husbant... You founded a database company and sell each database for less than it costs to run it... Now we are homeless

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@iambriccardo Pick a better more average database

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@jamwt @convex 7

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@PingCAP I’d rather not migrate to TiDB and have all my data auto exported to hackers.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

Neon CEO announces he has had ear enhancement surgery. Will go on a listening tour to hear, but not act, on his users concerns about data loss and downtime.

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@winsletts @willking I told his wife if he signs I’d clean up his protein powder and pick his socks up off the floor myself. She signed the offer for him!

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@benoberhaus RT it and share

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This is insane. 🚨🚨

TiDB got absolutely pillaged in this hack. All their data is being released here.

https://t.co/pZJaehpaXL

[TiDB, powered by PingCAP @PingCAP]

We identified unauthorized access to certain PingCAP internal systems. We took containment measures and engaged independent cybersecurity firms. There is no evidence that user data stored in TiDB was impacted. We’ll share further updates as our investigation continues: https://t.co/lQWgG0wQHn

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@berenddeboer @PingCAP If I were pingcap I’d close basic security holes.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@PingCAP Looks like you got completely owned.

Details here: https://t.co/pZJaehpaXL

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

“Today we are making the PingCAP breach public. We possess the complete TiDB Cloud control plane, its billing and finance estate, its GCP storage estate and its AWS cost and billing estate, its Jira, its CRM, its analytics, its source code, and a four-year log of every connection every customer ever made to its product, from the IP addresses of their application servers.”

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“PingCAP's engineers paste customers' production credentials into Jira tickets.”

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@jordienr I’m hiring

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Working remotely is one of the best things you can do for your happiness over the long term.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

there is nothing scary about Postgres users in SF
they are normal people and *can* (just like normal people) be quite pleasant if you talk to them

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

@sudoingX I spend $1000 on tokens a day. “People got drained” is quite dramatic. These are small numbers.

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@jamesacowling Not very database leadership of you

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“When we saw Supabase hiring celebrity founder Woz, we knew we could do better by bringing Katie onboard.” - Neon

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BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been hired as Chief Marketing Officer at Neon Postgres

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“I will start my tenure by hosting daily briefings to inform the public on the status of our outages” said Zacharia

Neon users are thrilled with this move and increase in transparency.

[Average Database CEO @AvgDatabaseCEO]

BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been hired as Chief Marketing Officer at Neon Postgres