Rod Simmonds

Bio: Degradable | Sleep Token | Northlane | Karnivool | Crystal Lake

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@president_band *sighs in Ticketmaster*

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@fesshole Alright Fritzl, calm down.

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@SheaSerrano "Time to meet God"

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@fesshole

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@GemmaLorna The biggest shock of this series has been finding out that this dude with the Lego haircut is a barber. Him and his mate had the two worst haircuts I've seen in ages.

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@pconnor30 @mark0_vb @fesshole Beat me to it 😂

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@RealEmirHan Octavia Spencer as "Check-in girl", Spider-Man (2002)

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@RealEmirHan

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@theJeremyVine

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@MauLer93 That's so BBC. Absolute middle of the road garbage.

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@montaillacman https://t.co/Xl2z2TOp2Y

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Dude built a trebuchet

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@fesshole Father of three here. I can only presume the OP was either on crack, or mother of said child was holding a gun to his head when he submitted this "fess".

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@fesshole

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@SamanthaTheBomb absolutely slaying it tonight #WrestleManiaXL

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@fesshole Probably started when he offered to show her how to get 40 into 16

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@GeekTyrant

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@fesshole Machiavellian 👌🏻

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@JoshKulinski

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@FreddyInSpace Considering this comes from the guy who wrote Season 2, that should be enough to invalidate any of his critique.

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@Vick_8122