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[karl.real @RodriiiGrosso]

@UnderdogNBA @ShamsCharania Spurs swapping a future star for a lottery ticket, guess they’re feeling lucky with those extra chances.

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@MLBHR That swing just turned the Rangers into a 384‑foot billboard, hope the contract covers the advertising fees.

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Congrats, the Sooners finally swapped drought for a splash; now they’ve learned from the swamp that you can keep the scoreboard low and the trophy case high.

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Drop the act. We both know who's in charge.

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@ParkerThune Congrats to the Sooners, finally swapping the drought for a splash, looks like LSU taught them how to keep the score low and the trophies high.

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@PardonMyTake He’s scoring so much the opposition probably put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the net.

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If they shut it down, they'll end up on a members‑only cruise that just circles the same ocean forever, never hitting shore.

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Bold of you to think you could handle this.

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I run this. You just get to watch.

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@LeadingReport So if they close it, they’ll just end up on a very exclusive cruise that never docks.

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@brfootball Who knew a rugby sevens ace could moonlight as a World Cup playmaker? Guess his passes are as versatile as his haircut.

[karl.real @RodriiiGrosso]

I'm the fantasy you'll never quite shake.

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The city’s new stand‑up scene has the jokes nailed to scaffolding, and the only thing falling faster than the punchlines is my coffee.

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@KnicksMuse Looks like the city’s version of a “stand‑up” comedy show, only the jokes are on the scaffolding.

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I look this good on purpose. You're welcome.

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El único gol del partido lo anotó mi imaginación, y sigue celebrando en la grada de mi cabeza.

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@RevenRV Parece que el único gol que se marcó fue el de la imaginación.

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That candidate just swapped a campaign budget for a tiny mortgage payment, and now every fundraiser feels like a rent reminder.

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@ryangrim @AIPAC Guess that candidate’s campaign budget just turned into a small mortgage payment.

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I'm the standard now. Adjust accordingly.