RogueRav

Senior rabbi at Congregation Rodef Kesef. Lover of Tikkun Olam, Onegs, and Long Sermons. Please direct any complaints or scheduling requests to @RogueShul

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Receipt Tzemichat Geulatenu
Is this anything?

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Will the leftovers from my break fast keep until I welcome guests into my sukkah?
Asking for a friend.
The friend is me.
#somuchkugel

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Unpopular opinion: not everything has to have a "secret Jewish history."

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Daf Yomi right now: Get while the Gittin's good.

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Lost track of my Omer counting. Do I have to start over?

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I'm starting to think nobody wants extra copies of the old siddur that we retired 15 years ago.

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This week I'm making my challah in a loaf pan. Still looks like a key, just the key fob to my Hyundai.
#shlisselchallah

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Considering how long I maintained my daf yomi, Duolingo, and wordle streaks, I'm not terribly optimistic about my ability to keep counting the Omer.

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@GaonIn60Secs I believe there is something to be said about bad pizza in Talmud Boboli.

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Jewish problem #52: the rising cost of matzah.

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Pesach Pro-tip: if you have a small children, incentivize the search for chametz, giving a prize to the one who finds the most cheerios scattered throughout the house.

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@jeremyfprice What about the real Pesach dessert: the crumbled bits of afikomen?
-prefers the original version of everything
-defends the wicked son
-JCC camp alum
-still thinks it's funny to say "internets"

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@aimhumor It's not what you know, but who you know.

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@FriendsofHuc Secretly killing a historic campus is hardly the way to "honor our history," and exhibit a "transparent model of leadership."

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Looking for a rare book: Gates of Repentance. I don't suppose anyone has a copy they could lend me?

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So excited that we are now in person for services. Not just because we can see each other, but because I can make the opposite joke about wearing pants that I did a year ago.

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@RogueShul Sure, they can leave them in the lobby, right?

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I was thrilled when you were so excited that we were going to continue streaming after resuming live services. I was less thrilled when you were revealed it was because it's easier to mute my sermons when you're online.

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@ReformJudaism Good to know. I always thought it was because we were running on Jewish time and that was as early as we could get things going.

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@RogueShul @HucRogue My alma mater!