Wedge Antilles

Retired Rebel Pilot and Military Genius

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2014 - year of the Rebel

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I do believe they think I am some sort of bird. #C3PO #AngryBirdsStarWars http://t.co/gAw1n92a1E

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I can't wait until JJ Abrams introduces me to my alternate universe self

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The Rebellion can be hard on my family budget, so why not save a few bucks http://t.co/QIi9fkdH Join me. @DollarShaveClub

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@abecrzrotary Dantooine

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@Amethyst_Dagger I'm seeing something like the Millenium Falcon, with a better dressed pilot

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So X-Wing, I get it...Y-Wing, yep...A-Wing, kind of...but B-Wing?

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Mental note, do not take @Ackbar to Long John Silvers again!

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Ah man! Just dutch-ovened myself in my cockpit!

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How come we complain about illegal aliens taking our jobs, but no one seems to complain about the clones?

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Pitched an idea for an adult movie toady called "Sex-Wing: Rogue Squadron"

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If I pick my nose, and no one is around to see it, is it still gross?

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Have a special mission and need 11 x-wings, 11 pilots for 11 targets. #11/11/11

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I appreciate all the Veteran wishes. Here's to the next galactic war!

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Iella said I am a very model of a modern major rebel general...don't know what that means?

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Does an R2 unit count as a passenger for the HOV lane?

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Can I just say, damn I look good in this thing called Blu-Ray?!

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Defroster wasn't working on the x-wing this morning. You'd think with all this technology we could solve this problem by now!

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WTF!? How can there be traffic in space!?

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@Ackbar had egg in his beard at this morning's briefing. Is that thing considered a beard?