Rogue Roamer

Science, futurism, free thinking, tentatively witty humor.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@cinemaxwell Not an argument.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

No decreto lei está escrito isto:

“não devem ser realizados até ao momento em que se manifeste a sua identidade de género.”

Isto é tão exorbitantemente sujeito a interpretação que isto seria uma mina de ouro tanto para a área de psicologia clínica e a indústria farmacêutica.

[Sandra @sasealves]

NÃO HÁ CIRURGIA DE MUDANÇA DE SEXO EM MENORES

NÃO HÁ CIRURGIA DE MUDANÇA DE SEXO EM MENORES

NÃO HÁ CIRURGIA DE MUDANÇA DE SEXO EM MENORES

Informem-se e leiam antes de dizerem o monte de disparates que andam a dizer, foda-se! A lei é a 38/2018. De nada.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@alterboogie And then God created woman.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@MadelaineLucyH What time? It is just about one minute for most men.

What concern? Be unconcerned.

What energy? You can just starfish it.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

Ainda me lembro quando a Worten me mandava sms a dizer “black friday”

Depois foi “black weekend”
Depois evoluiu para “black week”
E agora já vai em “black season”
Daqui a pouco vai ser “the black endless forever”

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

Woohoo 🎉
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@ReysukaXO What a wasted opportunity to call yourself a dinoswhore.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

This is Portugal.

If you are considering moving here to do litter like this, don’t come.

[Lusita @LusitaShield]

“Valeu a Pena!” transforma o poema de Pessoa num cântico de guerra e de alma.
É homenagem a quem fez do medo uma vela, a quem descobriu o mundo e perdeu-se nele.

Porque tudo vale a pena sim, mas só se a alma for grande.

E a nossa… oh, a nossa é do tamanho do oceano. 🌊🇵🇹

Só vou saber que gostaram… se partilharem! 😘💙

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@Alentej4n0 Hawimba we, hawimba we, hawimba we, hawimba we

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

No, Gemini I do not want this folder, document, spreadsheet summarized.

No Adobe, I do not want this pdf summarized.

I only want a generation model if I open it of my own volition.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

Hey, Google Chrome, it would be cool if after downloading a file you wouldn’t pester me about every ten seconds with a pop-up until I go to the downloads section and stop the cyclical notification from continuously giving me news of some file I have already even dealt with

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

Claro que tinham de ser bebedores de sagres

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@katdegen Nature is Healing

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@IterIntellectus @thegenesisbl0ck How likely is this HuberPerson really a GIRL (Guy In Real Life)?

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@TiffanyFong_ Dudette, that is easy for you to say!

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

Here I am, here I remain!
#MyXAnniversary

[Roger Marques @rogeriomarquest]

Strawberry

A man walked through a field where a tiger was sleeping. When meeting the tiger, the man ran as fast as he could. The tiger chased him.

Running towards a cliff, the man started to climb down the incline, grabbed hold of a root of a wild vine, and clung to it. The tiger snorted at him from above. Trembling, the man looked down. There was another tiger.

Only the root of the vine was holding the unfortunate man. Two rats, one white and the other black, came out of their holes and began to slowly gnaw at the vine.

Surrounded by danger on all sides, the man looked around and saw a strawberry bush with a single ripe berry. Holding the vine with one hand, he reached out with the other and picked up the strawberry.

How sweet it was!

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

@ZaraSpake Hello Zara, could I please have a word with you? In the DMs, I mean.

I want to ask you about an action you committed to recently that may have been inspired by an action of another party, and seek a diplomatic resolution.

[Rogue Roamer @Rogue_Roamer]

Me: though she looks nice, I hope my new manager, whom the board has just haphazardly nominated, is not so crazy.

My new manager: