Rogy Birai

Passionate about life

[Nyang'ara @pennn____]

one time i was annoyed by how the lift kept announcing each floor and my friend reminded me that blind people need it and I felt so ashamed. Sometimes we get truly blind to our privilege. just because something is not helpful for you doesn't mean some else won't need it.

[Forever Dre 🎲 @Foreverdre404]

Don’t ask me to be apart of your wedding if you gone have us doing shit like this

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

Nimefika nyumbani na bolt nikarealize nimeacha funguo kazini, nikarudi na bolt, nikapata kumefungwa, nikaletewa funguo na bolt from the manager alafu ndio mimi narudi na bolt…. I might never recover financially from this😭

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

It's about time we license people who prepare pilau, we can't be having too many quacks!

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

I have been scammed before but nothing is a bigger scam than ‘Swahili dishes’ restaurants in Nairobi.

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

Banshee... four perfect seasons, no bad episodes.

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[consilience @consiliencilize]

do not suffer imagined troubles. only suffer when suffering is at your doorstep.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Ukinunua Prado tu hivi ,watu wa Prado Wana kushika unatolewa akili unawekwa mbegu ya maembe .

[𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ImYorker93]

You'll think it's a parody account tweet, but this manchild actually did it for real.😭😭

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

VAR: "After checking the replay, we can clearly see that he isn't wearing a USA shirt, therefore the goal is disallowed."

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Noni Madueke. Believable player. Playable on his day. Strikes fear into himself.

[𓆩friday𓆪 👩‍💻 @datawizz_]

Ugh the AI generated posters😭😭😭

[orfeu leticia @apolobelvedere]

any cameras that don’t clearly look like cameras should probably be illegal

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

how is this not a red card for Messi? 😡

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

To be fair, that hydration break was literally the most entertaining bit of the second half. Maybe FIFA are onto something here.

[Nyaandia Gachago's Ben 10 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @_poisnwm]

Asap Royco tulikuwa tunauza simu na yeye back in 2023 hapo Village Market kwa some Iphone store. Jamaa mzembe kupindukia, sisi tukiwa ground work kudistribute fliers yeye ni kukaa kwa shop the whole day.